A ship week dedicated to Blitzø & Stolas from Helluva Boss! #STOLITZ | June 21 - 27
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ALT Stolas is sitting at the office desk, holding a mug, his expression cold as he watches an imp talk to Blitz. The imp says, "I saw you on TV! You were INCREDIBLE!" Blitz basks in the praise. He replies, "Oh, yeah? Well I— I guess the camera HAS always loved me..." The other imp asks, "Are you hiring? PLEASE tell me there's an opening!" He rests his hand on Blitz's chest. Stolas is gripping the mug tight, his eye twitching. The imp says, "I'll do ANY position!" and Stolas sees red, crushing the mug. Stolas looks over at his hand, now bleeding. He says, "Ow..." Blitz whips his head around, yelling out, "STOLAS!" Blitz rushes to Stolas' side to bandage his hand. Stolas looks embarrassed and says, "Ah... How clumsy of me." Blitz insists, "It's not your fault!" Then he turns and shouts, "DAMMIT MOXXIE! I told you not to fucking buy those cheap-ass mugs!!" Blitz kisses Stolas' bandaged hand and asks, "Better?" Stolas replies, "Very much so." His grin smug as he looks toward the imp.
ALT Stolas and Blitz are holding hands while they walk around a carnival in the Pride ring. Blitz says, "These shoddy fucking games are just MEANT to rip you off. And they're always run by some sleazy bastard." Blitz jabs a thumb at himself as he goes on to say, "I should fuckin' know! I used to man booths like these sometimes!" (self burn. but Blitz knows what he is) Stolas notices a certain game and says, "Oooh! That one looks fun!" Blitz looks annoyed as he mutters, "Bitch were you even listening..." Then Blitz rolls his eyes and huffs. He asks, "You want to play it, don't you?" Stolas looks very excited, so it's no surprise when he drags Blitz towards the booth by their joined hands with an enthusiastic, "YES!!"
