StoneColdChic

Mind in one place, heart in another.

Sorry for all the changes. Idk what the hell I want. Blaming the wine.

Seriously I always forget something. 😑

Hashtag hopeless

At least I already know what I'm wearing for the trip.

Fuck. I just remembered I haven't even packed and we're leaving @ 7:30 in the morning. *hits head against the wall repeatedly*

Oh it's way past my bedtime the freaks have come out 🙈🙊

Currently: Laying in bed. Scrolling through twitter.

Don't get me wrong I'm all about having a good time and saying fuck the world but your lady part is showing. Ew.

Um... Since when is it cute to be a complete hotness? Like you didn't even look cute before you got drunk and made a fool of yourself.

I fucking love this

Holidaze 🍷

Let's forget everything and run away. I miss you.

Ew. I'm emotional. I don't do emotional.

I jam to baby making music.

"I promise to give it to you just the way you liiiiiiike" 🎶🎶

Nobody by Keith Sweat NEVER gets old

Cons of being skinny: Having to sit in the middle in the backseat.