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Speculative investor (i.e. regarded) | $BTC maxi

Kyoto
Joined January 2021
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
Damn how much daylight they trying to save?? It’s dark as hell.
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“So how long ya been ubering for?”
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
R.I.P. Professor X man
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Reese's Pieces have no chocolate in them. The peanuts had their oil pressed out and a cheaper fat put back in. Sugar is first, then partially defatted peanuts, then hydrogenated palm kernel and soybean oil, then corn syrup solids. Everything after that is 2% or less, and it's the dyes, the glaze, some vanillin and a little milk. There's no cocoa anywhere. Partially defatted just means the peanuts went through a press. The peanut oil comes out one side and gets sold as peanut oil. What's left is a dry peanut flour, and that's what the center is made from, because flour holds a shape in a panning drum and doesn't go rancid. Then they put fat back in, and the fat they picked is hydrogenated palm kernel oil, which is solid at room temperature and costs less than peanut oil. You can see the swap on the panel. 38 pieces have 6 g of fat and all 6 are saturated. Peanut oil is mostly unsaturated, so that number isn't the peanut. The shell is sugar with 4 dyes and a coat of shellac.
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
clocks go back next weekend, hopefully back to when we were kids because fuck this
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live in poverty for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your dick doesn’t work, but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax-free.
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
Nick Sirianni celebrating with 8 seconds left thinking the Eagles won
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
Scribblenauts was where I learned to prompt Few
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
So we all agree youtube needs to stop being so fucking money hungry and lower the ads on their fuckass site right
so we all agree the color for math is blue right
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
im never deleting this app LMAOOO
Just got robbed in China and the police asked me to describe what he looks like
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Women live in an entirely different reality Im crying man
Finding out men hardly get story likes is kinda crazy 😂 not even on a fresh cut selfie???
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
Criminally underrated aesthetic
I love this place.
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Sold all my remaining $MPJPY #metaplanet for $TSWCF I cannot continue to support the clear greed and non-alignment with shareholders. Hopefully $BTC makes a monstrous move and @Metaplanet moves with it, good luck to all 🫡
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
Happy Weekend…
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ℙlutus 🧧 retweeted
After traveling for awhile, you realize that the aisle seat is actually better than a window seat.
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Just go back to my entry I don't want profit anymore
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