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Father. Veteran. Lawyer. Volunteer fireman. Dan Gable Zealot. VALIANT HOSE.

Joined June 2020
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We need Tim back, #NoNelsonNovember is right around the corner!
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Hates Capitalism. Loves his Subaru.
Well, it is nearly Halloween!
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The dumbest person on Twitter
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On National First Responders Day, I want to thank the brave men and women who put their lives on the line every day to protect our communities. As the son of a retired Philadelphia Deputy Fire Chief, I understand the sacrifices first responders and their families make to keep our communities safe. Growing up, he always checked our smoke detectors. Be sure to make my Chief Picozzi happy and comment below that you checked yours! October is also Fire Prevention Month, so here's my ask: check your smoke detectors this weekend. Test them, change the batteries, and make sure the older neighbors on your block have working ones too. To our police officers, firefighters, EMTs, paramedics, and all first responders, thank you for your courage, dedication, and commitment to keeping us safe. Our communities are stronger because of you, and you deserve our gratitude and support every day. 🇺🇸 #FirePreventionMonth #PhillyFirefighters #FirePrevention #national
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Replying to @TennisGuy_31
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This was not about harvesting olives. It was about harvesting headlines. Brad Lander’s latest stunt is nothing more than a calculated political provocation. Lander traveled to a foreign country, deliberately entered a restricted security area, and participated in an unauthorized activity without the required coordination. What makes this stunt even more outrageous is that his own team contacted Israeli representatives in the United States ahead of his visit and was explicitly informed that proper coordination with the relevant authorities was required. He chose to ignore those instructions. At a time of heightened security tensions, Israeli security forces have a responsibility to protect lives, prevent dangerous incidents, and maintain public order. Had anyone been injured as a result of his reckless political theater, Lander would undoubtedly have been among the first to demand that Israeli authorities intervene and provide protection. Brad Lander came looking for a confrontation. Now he is pretending to be its victim.
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NELSON/ (Italian last name) 2028. Make Tim angry again!
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Making dozens of political posts trolling and calling people with opposing views trash and monsters then making a post of how you’re such a great dad
¿Cuál es una señal de muy baja inteligencia?
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The Justice Department has opened a criminal investigation into Philly DA Larry Krasner’s office, sources say ebx.sh/xrxjdz
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No one respects Brunson as a top player in the league cuz he isn’t. I think Brunson and New York fans are going through what Tatum went through. We don’t respect you and don’t think you’re that good. Cry. U beat 22 yrl wemby his first playoff appearance. Ggs.
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It’s funny seeing Knicks fans slowly realize that nobody cares about their Championship. It changed nothing. Nobody outside NYC has Brunson top 5. Nobody has him in any all-time talks. Nobody has him in “best of his generation” talks with Jokic SGA Giannis or Embiid. And everybody already knows he’s not winning another one so he’ll never make it to those talks. He doesn’t have the motion/too ugly to be a cover athlete. All the celebrity bandwagons and people who pretended to care have left by now. Everybody moved on to the World Cup. Brunson will retire and kids on TikTok will call him ball knowledge within 5 years. I almost feel bad. Literally all they got out of this was “No Larry?”
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It means you’re a lesbian.
Question for Mechanic types. Bought a used 2021 Subaru. 75K miles. Brand new battery. When starting cold, starts right up. When I drive the car an hour, stop for gas and start it, it starts right up. But if I drive the car around town for errands, when the car is warm, it sometimes cranks a while before it starts. What could it be? Fine when starting cold and hot. Trouble if car is just warm.
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That retard spent his Saturday protesting again lmaoooo
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GIVE BILAL THE BOOT
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Then why won’t you report on the hate crime that occurred? A black male who stated he killed the cop because he was white. I think that’s a very important topic to write about but your paper is too busy kissing the ring of Larry Kranser.
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Rangers, Still Leading the Way A lot gets said about standards. Yesterday at AUSA, the 75th Ranger Regiment gave a pretty good demonstration of them. The Regiment won Army Best Squad. Colin Doyle was named NCO of the Year. Michael Shield was named Soldier of the Year. Alongside them were William Masters, William Schaeffer, and Marshall Garren. Five Rangers. Three top Army honors. Still leading the way. Photo 1: U.S. Army Photo by SPC Hannah Becker, United States Army Special Operations Command Photos 2–4: U.S. Army Photo by SSG Alexander Nieves
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Replying to @StrategicCPT
Harambe dropped dead today.
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What a coward!! True piece of Shit.
We are told Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner has cancelled his scheduled 11 a.m. news conference which was supposed to detail Eric Lewis' criminal history. We are told that instead, a news release will be distributed. The @PhillyInquirer reported late yesterday that supect Eric Lewis was acquitted of murder back in 2023.
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