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Brandon Stratton

@Stratton_38

Husband & father.

Joined December 2011
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@AcynOct 10
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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Christopher Dyer (@CD3Gator) profile pictureChristopher Dyer@CD3GatorAug 25
The 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣7️⃣ #BCS National Championship Game. The @GatorsFB 🆚 Ohio State. “Florida doesn’t stand a chance.” & “Michigan should be playing in a rematch w/ OSU.” - The National Media #GoGators 🐊🏈🏆
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@GatorsUnisAug 12
BREAKING: Florida’s 2026 uniforms have leaked 🐊 - 🔵🔵🔵 for the first time ever - 🔵🟠⚪️ for the first time ever - 🔵⚪️⚪️ for the first time since ‘60s - 🟠 Fixed orange jerseys - 🔵 Blue helmets are back #GoGators #JUMPMAN
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Happy Fourth! 🇺🇸
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Jack lived up to the moment
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Milo James Stratton - May 14th, 2026
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Happy Mother’s Day! Thank you for being such a great mother to Jack and a great wife to me. I can’t wait to do it all over again with baby boy #2 in a few days. ❤️
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It happens to all of us
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“How did they come up with that?”
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@AcynApr 13
Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? Trump: It wasn't a depiction. I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker, which we support and only the fake news could come up with that one.
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“being eyed for replacement”
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@AFpostMar 4
Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth. Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests. He will leave office on January 3, 2027. Follow: @AFpost
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May 2026
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Brandon Stratton (@Stratton_38) profile pictureBrandon Stratton@Stratton_3830 Apr 2023
November 2023
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Happy (third) anniversary to this beautiful woman! Cannot wait to continue building a life with you. ❤️
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Dad life
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Never too early to start
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Jack’s first trip to the dentist
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