𝗧𝗢𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬『𝗡𝗢𝗧』𝗡𝗢𝗔𝗛!

DEATH BY SNU SNU???? Wa hoo!

D'aaaaawwww... He enjoys their time as well! Being social isn't his speciality either, so it's a not a problem at all! Still doesn't answer why she's currently making her pussy sound like good mac n cheese, but he's too busy pulling her closer to him, ignoring the cacophony ↷

If she continues to stir fingers in her pussy like a bear looking for honey in a honeypot, she just might get what she's asking for. Why the hell did she even invite him over —

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Fuck my chud life ( do you tho gng )

// Gonna try to be more active on this account in particular because I really want to add some depth / engage with others more of course.

Raccoon boys stay winning in this economy. Now I want a dozen orders of squid girl sloppy toppy ON THE DOUBLE please and thank you.

// Total OOC but a huge chunk of me wants to write a certain bum. Specifically this bum who is a FRAUD:

SQUID IS BACK ON THE MENU —

ᅠ ᅠFair enough. I assumed you weren't ᅠre — ᅠ ᅠ> Yeah he heard the cloaking sound, ᅠbut by time his gaze went back to her ᅠlocation, she was already gone. ᅠ ᅠ> Blink, blink. Crash.jpeg. ᅠ ᅠW.. ᴡʜᴀᴛᴛʜᴇʜᴇʟʟ — ??? ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠMa'am with all due respect, you're ᅠoutright committing multiple felonies ᅠso asking how the hell you're even in ᅠhere 𝗜𝗦 within the confines of my ᅠown concern. ᅠ ᅠAnd hey — ! Stay off of my computer, ᅠstranger. I don't leave my passwords ᅠon sticky notes ↷ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠThe ... uuuuuuhhhhh ... Internet? ᅠWhy the heck are you snooping in ᅠmy stuff ??? ᅠ

She might be washed . . . 💧

// Idk why I'm awake rn but uh.. good morning my fellow goofy goobers.

A fucking SHAW moment

Did you just . . . unironically say “ erm achkshually ” while I'm eating cereal? Shame. Dishonor not only on you but your entire next of kin and then some.

// blugh good morning.

❝ Is my word alone not proof enough? I swear on my own honor that my dick isn't small. Scouts word! ❞ He's never even been in a scouting group. He's outright just trying to evade showing his dick for some odd reason.