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Horses are deeply unserious creatures wdym having to fucking beat it with a pool noodle is a nessecary step to make sure it doesnt kill you accidentally
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you gotta pray man…. even on your best day
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Replying to @wtflanksteak
HE PRESS DAT MF BUTTON! 💥
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actually fucking insane that we have to coexist with people that genuinely listen to ai music
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Got all of my assignments done
Okay I’ve really fucked myself over this time, procrastination is no joke
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WAIT WAIT WAIT
あかんわ はらいたい
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New York City recorded its safest first 10 months of any year in history.
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Yea yall running outta shit to complain about
I do not like when ppl look up the menu before going to a restaurant..idk I feel like that take away from the experience lol..I like to be surprised or suttin idk
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“You have placed me on a pedestal so impossibly high and not to honor me but to spare yourself, the effort of the climb”
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New photos allegedly showing Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang with his suspected Chinese spy lover have surfaced
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Sorry but there’s something nostalgic for me to see republicans get offended by jokes again
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US police are looking forward to GTA 6's release, saying it will help them "catch a break" as people will "stay at home" instead
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GTA 6 in 9 days be grateful nigga
GTA 6 in 10 days don’t give up nigga
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Biggest threats to the US AI market: 1. Chinese models 2. Chinese models
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This is one topic I will always trust White women’s opinions on
She literally tells how to catch people who secretly dislikes you.
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With the power of God behind me, I shall never lack......
With the power of God behind me, I shall never lack….
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There's gonna be a lot of people who weren't tapped into how bad Texas had gotten surprised by all the positive changes being made
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Governor-Elect Gina Hinojosa to stop private prisons from detaning children in Texas.
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Trump: “I love cheese on top of red sauce on top of dough.” Us: “Pizza?” Trump: “I never said that.”
Wrong. The word “amnesty” was never even said in this entire exchange.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
“But people who are here, and in some cases here for 10 or 15 years, work a deal for them.” That’s the same thing as amnesty. merriam-webster.com/dictionary/amn…
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Dave Chappell talking about Charlie Kirk dying was setting up broader jokes. It had a punchline After he said he was feeling good about Charlie Kirk dying he said “Charlie once said if he got on a plane and saw a black pilot he’d wonder if he was qualified” “I thought he was joking bc the opposite is true. If I get on a plane and see a black pilot I’m going to think to myself this must be 1 exceptional n*gga”
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Why don’t white people ever get credit for ending slavery
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