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Horses are deeply unserious creatures wdym having to fucking beat it with a pool noodle is a nessecary step to make sure it doesnt kill you accidentally
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New York City recorded its safest first 10 months of any year in history.
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“You have placed me on a pedestal so impossibly high and not to honor me but to spare yourself, the effort of the climb”
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New photos allegedly showing Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang with his suspected Chinese spy lover have surfaced
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Sorry but there’s something nostalgic for me to see republicans get offended by jokes again
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Trump: “I love cheese on top of red sauce on top of dough.”
Us: “Pizza?”
Trump: “I never said that.”
Wrong. The word “amnesty” was never even said in this entire exchange.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
“But people who are here, and in some cases here for 10 or 15 years, work a deal for them.”
That’s the same thing as amnesty.
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/amn…
Dave Chappell talking about Charlie Kirk dying was setting up broader jokes. It had a punchline
After he said he was feeling good about Charlie Kirk dying he said
“Charlie once said if he got on a plane and saw a black pilot he’d wonder if he was qualified”
“I thought he was joking bc the opposite is true. If I get on a plane and see a black pilot I’m going to think to myself this must be 1 exceptional n*gga”







































