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ALT Monochrome photograph featuring two white women lying next to a rug under a tree with two bicycles propped against the trunk, the women lounge and smoke in a woodland, they wear light tops and darker skirts and look outwards
ALT Input: A Fatal Exception 0E has occurred at 0028:FF02847B. The current application will be terminated. More reassuring: A Fatal Exception 0E has occurred at 0028:FF02847B. Your CPU has performed an illegal operation that the CPU designers had not expected anyone to attempt. It is not unusual for this occurrence to result in massive amounts of smoke to pour out of the CPU casing. This is completely normal and no reason for concern, and your CPU will repair itself in a couple weeks.
ALT Input: A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. More helpful: Your computer has detected an unusual increase in the amount of radiation. This may be due to it having been struck by a radioactive meteorite and is not a cause for concern. Due to the hazardous nature of this sort of radiation, your computer has automatically disabled all ports, and production of coffee has been halted to ensure your safety.
ALT Input: 404 error. Page not found. More dire: You gave the wrong url; your order cannot be completed; we shall instigate a reckoning; we cannot be held responsible; we cometh to judge you; we will pluck out your mortals like figs; we will destroy you utterly; you are not safe; thou art not safe; off with your mortals; there is no escape; there is no hope for you; ye are dead; come then and be judged; come to destruction; for all your mortals are belong to us
