4th generation gamecock | married to @brianogden | adopted @HailStateSB and @HailStateSOC superfan | professional popcorn critic
Joined May 2022
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How does one get selected for movie test audiences? I feel strongly that I could prevent some atrocities from reaching the screen with my feedback.
.@brianogden: I put together highlights from soccer
Me: Of our comms kids?
Brian: No. My saves.
New idea: when you die, get cremated, but stop before the bone grinding. Then, spread your bones in different places with clues to each other so future archaeologists have to go on a scavenger hunt to find all of you.
I love how in the mountains they take regular hotels and call them lodges just so they can price them higher
Nothing more outrageous than getting a verification code that starts with 86753 and then has the audacity to have a 1 next
Claire Lilah Cooper Ogden retweeted
Mississippi State assistant coach Taryne Mowatt-McKinney has been selected as the D1Softball National Assistant Coach of the Year.
🔗 d1softball.com/taryne-mowatt…
How many times do you have to catch poison ivy before you develop superpowers?
Like it was one bite for Spider-Man, but I’ve had poison ivy three times this summer… and still nothing
The @HailStateSOC music is sooooo much better this year. Whole experience is all around better.
This game has gone on so long that my husband has taken his eyes out and I’ve been left to provide a play by play
Claire Lilah Cooper Ogden retweeted
If I had a nickel for each time my favorite bat-&-ball-sport team adopted a produce item as a mascot, won 2 postseason rounds on the road, and advanced to the final tournament at the end of the year, I’d have $0.10–which isn’t a lot of money, but it’s weird that it happened twice
