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Next time, if the NFL wants to prove they're not rigging outcomes, they need to make sure The Packers win.
I was born in the Diocese of LaCrosse.
I was ordained in the Diocese of LaCrosse.
I will die in the Diocese of LaCrosse.
(Unless I'm on vacation.)
🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes retweeted
A delightful old lady in my parish would joke, "How'm I doin'? Well, I'll tell ya: I'm not buying green bananas anymore!"
Milwaukee's archbishop feels he was misled into a photo-op:
"We were told the meeting was to be a private discussion, that several Catholic members of the cabinet might make an appearance, and that there could be an opportunity to pray privately with the president."
"So, following a 90-minute discussion with White House domestic policy staff and advisors, we were eventually ushered into the Oval Office. The president greeted us, took a seat at his desk and presented us with commemorative tokens. We were then directed to stand behind him and pray. After which several photos were taken and we were ushered out. Unbeknownst to the group of bishops a video was also taken. But permission for the public distribution or posting of either the video or photos was not given by the bishops."
archmil.org/posts/a-public-a…
Deuteronomy 6:5 ("You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength") is a trinitarian Easter Egg.
A couple of weeks ago, my dad told me two experiences told to him. My uncle was swearing up a storm when his TV told him to calm down. After another couple was discussing an acquaintance's suicide, the TV spoke crisis info. But Grok found no one else discussing such things online.
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners.
Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads.
Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was.
Got a root shell.
then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems.
This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes retweeted
Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out with the crowd
Buy me some peanuts & Cracker Jack
I don’t care if I never get back
Let me root-root-root for the home team
If they don’t win it’s a shame
For it’s 1, 2, 3 strikes you’re out
At the old ballgame
Negotiator: Any more demands?