Actor, Presenter and randomly TV Dog Groomer. Grooming Consultant on Pooch Perfect for the BBC
London
Joined April 2009
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After 8 pantos at Hastings, @Tim_McArthur makes his solo debut in Studio 27. Sun 15 Feb 2026 promises an evening of music, laughs, and stories with friends:
✨ Ben Watson
🎹 @aaronclingham
🎤 Nikki Gerrard
🎭 @Stupotsim
✝️ Special Guest: Sister Mary
Sounds awriiiiiiiight? – at Bexhill, England
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‘The slick production zips along like swirling autumn leaves, creating a colourful watchable experience underpinned by quite profound questions’
★ ★ ★ ★ for Moominvalley in November at @GatehouseLondon @purkischarlott1
musicaltheatrereview.com/moo…
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Looking for weekend plans?
Take the whole family to Moominvalley!
Based on Tove Jansson’s final Moomin story, the new musical Moominvalley in November is a gentle, profound, and life-affirming meditation on grief, belonging, and quiet resilience🍂
upstairsatthegatehouse.ticke…
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Billy Porter to direct London stage production of This Bitter Earth by Harrison David Rivers: theatreandtonic.co.uk/news/b…
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I try to use this platform for positivity so shout out to @WillBurtonGBC for always communicating if a casting process is not going further. It shows great respect for us actors and is highly beneficial for our mental health. I implore all casting directors to follow suit!🙏🏼💜
I’m confused?? I know some don’t want to support profit share or low pay theatre and are very vocal about it, to the point of bullying, even though for some actors it’s the only way to be ‘seen’. How can those same people now be enjoying the Ed Fringe? #askingforaffriend
So disgusted by @BlueBadgeUK my mum has normal pressure hydrocephalus which leaves her housebound and unable to walk. We have provided specialists letters and diagnostics but still you want her to walk for your staff in your office. She’s not a performing monkey. Livid
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To all dog owners out there.
Did you know that grooming scissors are razor sharp?
Did you know that a medium sized dog takes roughly a minimum of 1 1/2 hours to groom for an experienced groomer?
So question…do you think your groomer should be professionally qualified?
Isn’t it funny how things that are really beautifully written go in to your memory much easier than things that are badly written? I’m learning lines for audition and the script is spot on! 3 reads and it’s in! sometimes it can take 50😂😂😂
I see that some places in the south west have had massive flooding and areas have been evacuated due to the weather. I’m wondering…did the emergency alarm alert them? That’s what it’s for right? If not…why?? @GOVUK
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Seeing the last two Betty Blue Eyes shows at @TheUnionTheatre was an absolute pleasure. Well done to everyone involved for making it happen 🥰
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Congratulations and last Hurrah to the wonderful cast of Betty Blue eyes @TheUnionTheatre What a skilled cast and spectacular show, all should be commended! Watch out industry, theres a pig in the house! 🐖🥳 #Bettyblueeyes #Uniontheatre #Finalshow
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Tonight’s entertainment is…… and the added bonus is I get to see the lovely @PendleburyDavid as he is starring in it.
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⭐ BETTY BLUE EYES - UNION THEATRE ⭐
A wonderful revival of an underrated gem 💖
A fabulous hard-working cast led by the fantastic @AmeliaAtherton 👑
Paired with a lovely tender performance from @SamKipling96 ✨
So glad I got to see it 👏 👏 👏 X x x
⭐ STAGEY TWO SHOW DAY - BETTY BLUE EYES - UNION THEATRE ⭐
FINALLY getting to see the @TheUnionTheatre production of Betty Blue Eyes 😍
Very excited for this one, long overdue a revival ✨ X x x
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⭐ STAGEY TWO SHOW DAY - BETTY BLUE EYES - UNION THEATRE ⭐
FINALLY getting to see the @TheUnionTheatre production of Betty Blue Eyes 😍
Very excited for this one, long overdue a revival ✨ X x x
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⭐ STAGEY TWO SHOW DAY - BETTY BLUE EYES - UNION THEATRE ⭐
FINALLY getting to see the @TheUnionTheatre production of Betty Blue Eyes 😍
Very excited for this one, long overdue a revival ✨ X x x
Well that’s it…my blue tick has gone but I am still me, just little old me…yep….study stu stu….moi….oh hold on….I never actually had one. Just getting caught up in the moment. #fomo