Accidental Joker 🇯🇲 @Chelseafc fan, gym rat, tennis talk

Joined April 2019
lol this club will never have nice things
🚨⚠️ Bad news for Chelsea as João Pedro will be “out for few weeks”, confirms Xabi Alonso. “João has suffered a thigh injury, he won’t be available for few weeks”, Xabi Alonso says.
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Wel deserved Sir Harry
🚨 BREAKING: Harry Kane wins the Men's Ballon d'Or.🏆
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What is this?
🏆✨ OFFICIAL: Bukayo Saka wins Socrates Award for Fair Play at Ballon d’Or 2026. 👏🏿
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Bukayo Saka won the Socrates Award for his humanitarian work with BigShoe supporting medical care and surgeries for children in Nigeria and beyond. The award recognizes footballers off-pitch social and charitable contributions not on-pitch fair play. arsenal.com/news/bukayo-sa… goal.com/en/news/ballon… espn.com/soccer/story/_…
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Again utter woke nonsense
🏆✨ OFFICIAL: Luis de la Fuente wins Best Manager of the Year Award at Ballon d’Or.
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Over Raya? Unreal bullshit
BREAKING: Unai Simon wins the Men's Goalkeeper of the Year.🧤
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Bro needs to get with the program of defending off the ball. Once he clocks that I’m sure he will play more
🚨🔵 Estevão is reportedly shocked by his lack of playing time at Chelsea and struggling to understand the reasons behind it, with @TeamTalk claiming the Brazilian wants showdown talks. However, Chelsea have no plans to let him leave, despite previous reports suggesting Barcelona are considering a move. The Blues believe Estevão could play a much bigger role in the second half of the season. (@TeamTalk) #CFC
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What a time to be a live Johanna
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Focus band doesn’t do that at 1 HP unless I’m missing something
Wurmple vs Rayquaza
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Mbappe must win Ballon D’or now
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Palmer always loses his head in games, talks too much gets a silly yellow. Then this. Idiot
You just can't lose your head like this man. Pathetic. He was very lucky to still be on the pitch.
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This!!!! Petulance
I still see Caicedo, Neto, Palmer and Colwill being petulant and picking up unnecessary yellow cards but it’s definitely an improvement
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I still see Caicedo, Neto, Palmer and Colwill being petulant and picking up unnecessary yellow cards but it’s definitely an improvement
August, September, October last season saw Chelsea receive six red cards, including one for Maresca. #CFC yet to see red under Alonso, who told us how he sought to tackle that problem in here:
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Xabi Alonso cost us this game.
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All you who were hyping up Chelsea bad mouth us
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Penders what are you doing
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Alonso caused that
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