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Minnesota ➡️ Florida. unserious #Skol #MNWild #Duuuval

Jacksonville, FL
Joined November 2020
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“Listen here, bucko. I don’t want to get into a kerfuffle but I’ve had it up to here with you” -Kirk Cousins probably
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Parents, PLEASE check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found a Snickers bar filled with Nathan MacKinnon's Olympic Gold Medal wide open miss
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Frank Cockshot Balls England and Wales, Death Registration Index 1837-2007
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🚨🚨BREAKING: The #Packers are nominating RB Josh Jacobs to represent Green Bay for the NFL’s Walter Payton “Man of the Year” Award. This will be the FIRST time in Jacobs eight year career being nominated for the award after missing the first seven weeks of the season due to some stuff. What an incredible turnaround story. 👏👏👏
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Gaylord Slowcum United States, Census, 1900
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Brock Faber’s return to play protocol has been cleared. No timetable yet, but he can start skating in a few days
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America the beautiful 🇺🇸❤️
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Watching this and thinking about how the NFL has taunting penalties
WE GOT A HEAVYWEIGHT TILT IN CAROLINA 💥 Watch Bruins-Canes on ESPN and the ESPN App NOW‼️
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Wes Phillips is ELITE. The Vikings desperately need to keep him, please do not hire him @nyjets
#Vikings OC Wes Phillips and DC Brian Flores are on the initial short list of candidates for the #Jets HC job if Aaron Glenn is fired, per @AllbrightNFL.
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Someone recreated “Lose Yourself” by stitching together 187 random movie clips to form the lyrics. [🎞️ Ross Thompson / RjSuspect]
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#Vikings star Kicker Will Reichard was reportedly given the “N-word” pass last year by JJ McCarthy right before the last game of the season. Despite having the pass and team approval, Reichard has YET to use it and is instead, “saving it for a rainy day.” WOW. 👏👏👏
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“Torn hamstring” ❓❓❓
“tHe ViKiNgS aRe 6-0” - 1: beat an average Packer team at home - 2: torn hamstring - 3: beat the 0-3 Bucs by 1 score after knocking Baker out of the game. - 4: beat the 0-4 Dolphins by 1 score - 5: beat the 1-4 Saints - 6: beat the 2-5 Colts by 1 score Yeah, we’re not moved 🤣 #NFL #SKOL #GoPackGo #DaBears #WeAreTheKrewe #PhinsUp #Saints #ForTheShoe
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This was placed after week 3 btw. I might quit my day job
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Quinn with a stab back in Vancouver. Things you love to see #mnwild
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The Vikings are the ONLY undefeated team left in the NFL through seven weeks.
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Players with 40 interceptions and 20 sacks since the merger Ronde Barber* Charles Woodson* Harrison Smith *Hall of famer
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Allowing Josh Jacobs to play football again is supremely fucked
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I’m starting to believe the Vikings are the worst 5-0 team in NFL history.
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Hall of Fame Harry
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