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Author of "Subway," a seriously fun, illustrated history + celebration, and "King of Capital" re Blackstone. Aficionado of absurdity.

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Joined May 2018
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When Gilded Age New York City declared war on banana peels ephemeralnewyork.wordpress.c…
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Should have bleached the hats blond. Other than that, excellent.
A tribute to Dolly Parton outside Buckingham Palace.
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nice try but i've already depicted you as the incomprehensible schermerhorn and myself as the concise and easy to pronounce hoyt
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メローニさん強いw
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What a time to be alive
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I've used em-dashes my whole life — they add rhythm and grace to writing. But now they're an AI tell. Can we get a grandfather clause for those of us who were fluent in em-dashes before ChatGPT launched in November 2022?
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Before attending the Board of Peace meeting tomorrow in US, Steve Witkoff has in Geneva completed talks with Iran this morning and about to start talks with Ukraine this afternoon. Given his utter mastery of the relevant files, it is quite possible that by the end of the day Tehran will be in charge of Donetsk, Zelenskyy the Fordow enrichment plant and Russia told to pull back from the West Bank.
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“I’m 40 years old I can’t be dealing with this!” 🤣 I'm dying. you can tell this UPS driver is having the best and worst time all at once. Update on your delivery- “Your package has been delivered under sheer panic and terror from wild turkeys.” 😂😂
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In our hyper-specialized world, the rodents now focus on particular bread products: I present you Bagel Rat. #nysubway #nycsubway #pizzarat ⁦@SubwayCreatures⁩ #MTA
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"He got behind the wheel and enthusiastically motioned me into the passenger’s seat. The head of my Secret Service detail went pale as I climbed in and we took off down one of the narrow roads that run around the perimeter of Camp David. Brezhnev was used to unobstructed driving in the center lane in Moscow, and I could only imagine what would happen if a Secret Service or Navy jeep had suddenly turned a corner onto that one-lane road. At one point there is a very steep slope with a sign at the top reading, 'Slow, dangerous curve.' Even driving a golf cart down it, I had to use the brakes in order to avoid going off the road at the sharp turn at the bottom. Brezhnev was driving more than fifty miles an hour as we approached the slope. I reached over and said, 'Slow down, slow down,' but he paid no attention. When we reached the bottom, there was a squeal of rubber as he slammed on the brakes and made the turn. After our drive he said to me, 'This is a very fine automobile. It holds the road very well.' 'You are an excellent driver,' I replied. 'I would never have been able to make that turn at the speed at which we were traveling.' Diplomacy is not always an easy art."
Leonid Brezhnev in the United States, driving a Lincoln Continental he had just received as a gift. In the passenger seat is US President Richard Nixon, 1973
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Why you’re late this morning #subwaycreatures
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If Bitcoin dies , we all can pivot to gambling on Thailander hamster Roulette wheel xitter.gq/HumansNoContext/status…
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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Members of Congress pretending to do something.
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someone did their research
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Chart of the year:
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I would guess that nearly half of Congress is in the top 95% for intelligence in the world
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Breaking down the AI deals between $NVDA, $AMD & OpenAI
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Do not trust Gemini 2.5 Flash Image to wire your outlet. You will die
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RT @juliaioffe: Is that… a Lada?
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