Ben Sutcliffe

Do you agree with these TV volume numbers? 🤔📺

Top 15 Disturbing Movies that needs to be watched Alone! A Thread 🧵

When on trains and a passenger in cars I pick a spec on the window and use the passing terrain as if I'm playing Defender. The spec is my 'ship', the terrain the hillsides, as I feverishly move my head up n down steering the 'ship' to avoid crashing. I play for hours. I'm 55 FFS

Wife and kids were out and I couldn't be arsed to cook so ate a six pack of crumpets for dinner

I love the Dog Whisperer 🤣🤣

Today, for the first time in 27 years, I listened to the radio on an odd volume number. Nothing happened. I'm still here. Be honest, who else always has to have the volume on an even number? Why does it get us like that?

I was asked to do an interview with a Leicester-based blog to help promote my tour show. I was very hungover when this happened. I did not expect them to publish it.

What is the saddest death of a fictional character?

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Eddie Murphy isn’t available, who is the greatest standup comedian of all time?

The M&S Bank Arena