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Joined January 2018
Do we seriously need to explain to professuonal journalists the difference between horror icon Jason Voorhees and acting star Jay Voorhees
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Sure, drag a man's good name through the mud when he's not alive to defend himself
DNA connects serial killer Ted Bundy to the death of a Utah teenager, authorities announced, more than 50 years after her body was discovered by a hunter. cnn.it/4zk9VFi
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Who were these "teen" shows for, seriously. At every single point in my youth they were unfunny and embarrassing and they made me hunt for the remote like an epipen
They unironically took this away from us
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"Yeah, the gaffer would light a scene meticulously and we'd block it carefully and then Geoffrey would change where his character was positioned and fuck the whole thing up, hours of work gone in a flash," laughed the director
According to a little anecdote from director Gore Verbinsky, director of the first three "Pirates of the Caribbean" films Geoffrey Rush (better known as Captain Hector Barbossa) was aware of the fact that, in the Western world, viewers habitually follow a film by looking at the screen from left to right, just like books. In the scenes he always tried to stand on the left side of each frame to keep the audience's attention on his performance. His attempts increased in intensity during the scenes he shared with Keira Knightley and the monkey. The reason? According to the director, the answer was: "I'm sharing the frame with a beautiful actress and a very nice monkey... who would ever look at me?"
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In Manhattan in August 1966, construction began on 2 large office buildings which would serve as centers for world trade
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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It's 1969. Dick York is being replaced as the husband of a witch on a famous show It's 2026. A guy who looks like Dick York is being replaced as the husband of a witch on a famous show
Why is no one talking about how they just spent 600k on a new set 3 months ago lol… whoops
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I can't believe I used to be jealous of teen heartthrobs. Sure it's fun being famous and adored by millions of girls but where does it lead? Dead at 90 years old in some mansion surrounded by loved ones
Walter Koenig, who played exuberant Russian navigator Pavel Chekov on the original “Star Trek” series and many of the franchise’s ensuing films, has died at the age of 90. cnn.it/4zmyBww
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I don't get why the conspiracies always have to include that there were no planes. The government can pull off an ungodly massive magic trick at tremendous risk and cost but they couldn't possibly pay 19 guys to hijack planes
Hasan wasn't sure how to respond when Jesse Ventura started listing off all of his wild 9/11 conspiracies "April Gallop looked me right in the eye and said, governor, there was no plane..are you familiar with the toasted cars?..here's another thing..remember all the people leaping from the building, why would you do that?..look at them, they jumped, they were like being catapulted, look how far they flew out from the building..was that because some energy force?" "This is what they officially told us..that 19 Islamic radicals armed with box cutters defeated our multibillion dollar air defense system, all while conspiring with a bearded guy in a cave in Afghanistan..you need to read the book"
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I can't like every tweet but I assure you I tip my ten gallon hat at all of them
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Sunsets and girlfriends: the mortal enemies of the default wallpaper
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Pauly Shore helped me get clean too. I was in LA, high off my ass watching TV, when suddenly I realized "I just laughed at Biodome" I collapsed into tears and flushed my pills down the toilet
Eddie Murphy says a single encounter with Pauly Shore at the comedy club made him stop taking Percocet forever. “I turned 30, I smoked weed, and I had one time in my twenties where I went to the dentist and the dentist gave me a Percocet.” ​“I remember I was sitting at the dining room table and I said, 'I feel good.' And Fruity, who worked for me, was like, 'Yeah, that's them Percocet, man.' I was like, 'Really?' So I finished that prescription.” ​“You know what made me stop taking them? And he don't even know this story. I was at the Comedy Store, and I had taken a Percocet and smoked a joint.” ​“Pauly Shore came up to me, who owns the Comedy Store, comedian, and he was like, 'Hey, you don't even look like yourself tonight.' And I was like, 'Really? Who do I look like?' And he said, 'Some other dude.' Walked away, and I was like, 'Yeah, I ain't fucking with this no more.'”
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Dying soldier holding my hand: When we get back home we're gonna develop that game we've been talking about Me: Honestly the market is oversaturated, I don't see it working out
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How will my portrait skills ever be recognized if my subjects immediately delete their posts
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"I had a great day. you know that weird stuttery flickery light box with the garbled buzzy noise that the humans stare at all the time? Daddy smeared peanut butter on it"
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Ever since I heard that thing about Barbara Walters's age I can't see her talk about anything without imagining MLK and Anne Frank talking about it too
Yet another segment of The Soup that, in hindsight, sounded a global death knell.
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Jack Subpar retweeted
Been having some art block lately but I can always count on being able to draw big tiddy gooner ladies 👌
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The moon on the outhouse suggests Shrek is a woman
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The first time we see him he's spending a private moment in a ladies' toilet he keeps on his property reading a story about a princess
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