Freedom enjoyer.

Here.
Joined March 2022
"Well this is embarrassing." he lied.
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I got that dog in me (werewolf currently biting me).
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Not buying it, guy in an 80s movie drinking in a dive bar who's just a little too interested in a cartoon playing on the TV.
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Replying to @SuitSentient
Horses are too busy biting me on the head to mount a proper offensive.
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They say a watched pot never boils but you know what else a watched pot never does? Levitate.
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When rent gets too expensive, you just take your house with you 😂🏠🚗 #Quirky #Rides
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Pasta with toms, olive oil, basil, cracked pepper, pinch of salt, garlic, splash of balsamic 😊😘
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I bring a banjo player with me whenever I go out in case I get into a bar fight
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Wild horses could probably drag me away if they got better organized.
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From now on, my life will be divided in terms of before and after I had my first Chick-fil-A Chicken & Waffles Breakfast Sandwich.
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Things I don't understand 1. Math 2. Women 3. Science 4. Why The Wizard of Oz is a Christmas movie
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You have this moment of realization that you have zero survival skills. If you're like me, you do nothing with this information.
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I care, just about more interesting things than this.
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I love Halloween because a viable answer to the question, "What do you want to do today?" is "Go home and eat candy bars."
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I want to get that neuralink so I can get constant WNBA updates piped straight into my brain
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The pumpkin patch has a leek.
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killing two birds with one scone
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When I told my family I spent our life savings on my new Shower Chili Bag invention….
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This looks dangerous
A massive boulder hangs above a staircase inside a luxury villa in Mykonos, Greece. Completed in 2024, Aimasia Residence was designed by A31 Architecture, with interiors by Tom Dixon's Design Research Studio. The suspended rock is one of several large boulders incorporated into the house, reflecting the island's rugged natural landscape. Photography: Mike Kelley
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a shower hot as lava might thaw me
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