By the greying of my pubes, something wicked this way comes. Overweight, overawed and over there (somewhere).
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It’s going to be a bit crowded in the White House with Bolsonaro kipping on the Oval Office sofa and Netanyahu on the futon in the bowling alley.
Looks like the Little Britain reunion is definitely off.
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Oh God, I've just switched on an Inspector Morse at random and a young Roger Allam's having a sex scene. My eyes! The goggles do nothing.
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Instead of watching Crystal Lake, I watched WWE's new "Agent of Shadows" microdrama and was regretting my life choices...
Plus, thoughts on the person REALLY being screwed over by this Hurt Business nonsense in AEW... pitching an idea for a possible Rey Mysterio retirement in 2027... Cody Rhodes getting a run with the US title... Jay White's new crew gets a name and then quickly gets a NEW one... and my Clayface review. Help with a REPOST! bit.ly/4icOK0o
No, YOU fell over pissed at your Godson's 21st birthday last night and injured your back. I maintain there was rainwater on the hallway floor.
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Here's me for Notes from Behind the Sofa celebrating the mighty Mavis Nicholson - television's greatest ever interviewer
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I've just got back home. I went out for a friend's birthday party. I need to go back out for my Godson's birthday party in the next hour. Can people stop giving birth, please?
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"I am vain, you see. I am puffed up with conceit. I like to say: ‘See how clever is Hercule Poirot!’"
@Summers2theB on his least favourite episode of Poirot — 🔗 follows👇
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Ben Thomas is the funniest critic of TV since Clive James and this, a review of a truly terrible episode of Poirot, is one of his best yet.
A must read ⬇️
“Nick Dear, who adapted the book for ITV, had been handed a quirky but perfectly engineered Agatha Christie mystery. For reasons best known to himself, he decided to bugger about with it.”
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“Nick Dear, who adapted the book for ITV, had been handed a quirky but perfectly engineered Agatha Christie mystery. For reasons best known to himself, he decided to bugger about with it.”
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Okay, cards on the table: I don’t like this episode of Poirot. Read more below.
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