Trump’s rallies have turned into Grindr reviews.

Hundreds of American children went to school and came home in coffins. Not one came home having undergone gender reassignment surgery.

Trump arriving in Clemson, South Carolina today.

“You missed your turn you fucking idiot!" - My GPS in NYC

Happy birthday, @atrupar! Thanks for everything you do to keep us informed, entertained, and occasionally horrified. You deserve a medal for watching all that MAGA nonsense so we don’t have to. And probably hazard pay. Have a terrific birthday! 🎂 🎉🥳

Nothing motivates a migrant caravan quite like the prospect of escaping into the warm embrace of Trump’s America.

We’ve gone from a Goldilocks economy to being on the bear’s menu in less than two years. No one but Trump could do that.

He looks like he's running for governor of a Buc-ee’s.

“He should stick to the White House; he should just stay there,” one Republican strategist said. “All he’s doing is hurting Republicans.”

Putin is killing Ukrainians and Trump and the Republicans are pumping American dollars into Russia to pay for the war.

It isn't Ukrainians who are turning on the US, it's the US which has turned on Ukraine and is now supporting Putin.

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at who he gives it to.” - Dorothy Parker

Win or lose, they’ll still be yelling - the election just decides what they’re yelling about.

Man who says windmills cause cancer claims polls are wrong.

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Russ Bentley, the American who went to Ukraine to fight for Russia, was killed last year when Russian soldiers mistook him for an American spy and sodomized and executed him. 🤷‍♀️

The Russian trolls are definitely back on X.