Teller of jokes, creator of amateur art, sleeper on buses.
Joined October 2011
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A wild Pokemon card video by me has appeared... Please don't run
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Pokemon card video to help with the wet and windy weather, how does it help? I'm still figuring that out, anyway enjoy 🙂
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America, have a drink, you deserve/need it
#USelection2024 #kamala #trump #Sanjayparbhu #NewZealand #comedy #sketch #video
So I just discovered I'm "oh I wonder what paper towels that cooking show is using, they look absorbent as" years old.
Is this what 32 is like? Or have I become that fucking boring?!?!
When you're stressed remember:
Tea leaves you relaxed,
Coffee grinds your gears.
#puns
Of course I had to make a video for today 😁.
May the force be with you all.
#Starwars #StarWarsDay #Jedi #MayTheForceBeWithYou
#Sanjayparbhu #wellington #comedy #funny #NewZealand
I don't normally do this, but my mate saw @sza twice, got chosen to go back stage twice, and lost out twice due to a line cutter and her team not giving him a wristband.
Please share this in an attempt to get him to meet his favourite artist.
#justiceforjared
Apparently Oppenheimer won a few awards, I thought it bombed.
#OSCARS2024
(I'm sure I'm not the only person to make this joke).
Give the Millennials in your life a hug today, we've lost a pop culture icon.
RIP #AkiraToriyama
For those wondering if the McDonald's adult happy meals are worth it, I cannot stress enough how much they are.
Millennials go be happy.
In terms of indie bands, AJR is Generation Z's F.U.N, and I mean that in every best way possible, both are fucking awesome.
The next Transformers movie should collab with Logan Paul and KSI to release the hydration drink Optimus Prime.
The only #Metallica song I really love is the eighth track from the black album, Nothing Else Matters.
