A faster-than-a-speeding-bullet publicist having so much fun touting fanboy entertainment that he doesn't even need vacations. Except right after Comic-Con.

Los Angeles
Joined January 2013
If you must be working somewhere on a Friday, Disney is a pretty good location …
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One of the nicest guys you could hope to know - a gentle soul w/an infectious smile. I’ll miss his texts & calls (“My buddy!”), and our fun Brent’s brunches. I’ll miss his way of lifting your spirits just by being him. We lost a good one. #RIPMichaelGray hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…
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Eric Pratt, the republican running for Angie Craig's open seat in MN-02, left the AI restating his prompt on his website. "The President is not popular, so all messaging should be focused on local politics and needs." lmfao
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Nothing craps on the “we must have a salary cap” narrative like Milwaukee and Tampa Bay in the World Series.
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Only the greatest news of the year!!! It’s okay to watch the @Macys #Thanksgiving Day Parade again!!! #Underdog
Underdog returns to Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade lineup for first time in 42 years 7ny.tv/ANhvtP
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Except one on his ear!
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Starting to annoy myself with how much I laugh at the tidal wave of memes in my feed featuring this character …
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Everything but Scarlett O’Hara waxing poetic about tomorrow …
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Not hard to imagine Darline Graham has even less experience, comprehension and capability than the last White House Press Secretary.
President Trump is right. Annie Andrews is too radical and wrong for South Carolina.
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Something tells me #Pepperdine didn’t prepare her for the past week ..,
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Had a lot of jobs. They all lasted more than 5 days. And none ended by pausing for a photo with the guy that fired me, nor did I give him one last kiss on the ass as I exited.
President Trump is a kind, wonderful, gracious, thoughtful, enthusiastic, and hardworking man. I wish more Americans appreciated him. No one will ever make America great the way he has and continues to. It was an honor to work for him.
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I’ve had colds that have hung around longer.
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Remembering Katie Zacharia White House Press Secretary Monday - Friday
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Best People!
Breaking: Trump has fired his White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia after less than a week on the job.
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Katie Zacharia passing the bar.
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So Trump didn’t want it to end 7+ months ago. Got it. Thanks for clarifying.
Trump: And the Iran war will end very soon. It’s going to end very soon. As soon as I want it to end, it’ll end
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“Now try: “I. Buggered. An. Entire. Country.”
Trump on Cognitive Test: They give you 5 words: Hat Hair Logo Right Black. I repeated them later. They said, “holy shit.” Almost no one can do it. But I can because I’m a freaking genius.
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Gotta love Dodger Stadium for a playoff game. And thanks to @Greg_Weisman & @jonweisman for inviting me! #Dodgers #NLCS
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Grammy voting opens today! Please consider giving my God of War Sons of Sparta videogame soundtrack album a spin. 🎶🎧 It’s a nostalgic nod to the gaming music of my youth blended with the epic symphonic sounds of my recent Grammy-nominated God of War scores.
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