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Mario Salazar

@SuperStarcomedy

until then please be kind to animals

 Mcallen Texas
superstarcomedy.net
Joined April 2009
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Been a few days now but I had a wonderful show at the @ImprovHouston. Big shoutout to all comedians I shared stage with and to Emmanuel Valencia! CUJO, Team CUJO and Nothing But Sportz! It was so cool having the most talked about man in Houston the last few months at my show. His professional fight Oct 24th. #TEAMCUJO
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I love pro wrestling so much 😆😆😆😂
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@punt_rdOct 31
There’s a grunge-themed wrestler named Steven Flowe whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam… except all the lyrics are just his name. And as commitment to the aesthetic? Double flannel. Living every ’90s kid’s dream 🤘
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R I P BUSHWICK MUTHAFUCKN💸 BILL
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How’s your hood celebrating Halloween
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Alice Texas and San Diego Texas I have no beef with you regardless of what chismosa men try to say
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Vale@ValerieSATown22h
IYKYK!!
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The scariest Halloween costume I have seen this year is a Laredo Texas Border Patrol Agent. Dudes out here killing it wit that costume 😧
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This lineup is cinema!!! Can’t wait Alamo Texas Nov 18th
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San Diego Texas should be ashamed of yourself. Those refs calling the Rio Hondo Bobcats vs San Dieho Vaqueros were Absolutely pathetic! I have never seen such a blatant disgusting misjustice of power against the Rio Hondo Bobcats. Where is Emmanuel Duron when you need to do some disciplina on these wiso bought off refs 😩😩😩
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Be safe this Halloween #FridayFavorites
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Our annual hilarious tradition.
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We are such shitty humans
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I am saying goodbye to too many childhood friends 😢. Rest easy Johnny
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@SuperStarcomedyOct 1
These taqueria fights in my hood are badass
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Ayi mi raza
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Paisa Palenque Pandemonium
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Chargers would’ve destroyed the Milwaukee Brewers!! Chargers 32nd best team in the NFL ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Tell us what stores 😨
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Bola de scumbags that whole organization
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@JBaileyNFLOct 28
The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3
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Only Mexicans do this #WednesdayComedy
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