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Serial farmer, cattle herder, dairy farmer , dry season vegetable farmer, Bee Keeper, After God and family, Nigeria comes next.. Die Hard AGBAFIAN

Joined February 2021
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If you can, luquidate your pig farm form poultry! Especially noiler farming
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That Timberkand that you are rocking in Naija. Hope you know it’s fake? 🫡🏿 Fake VS Real
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Replying to @jon_d_doe
My Chief I know Obi the Liar In Chief Of fake and bogus statistics lacks the mental and intellectual capacity to govern a space like Nigeria if he couldn't build an ordinary primary school in Anambra, refused to resolve a health crisis triggered by Doctor's strike for 13 months because he won't pay their new salary structure as was in other states, increased the state university fees to about 84,000 in 2011 and then to about 120,000 naira in 2012, increased market women levies without recourse to their plight, refused to conduct local government elections throughout his tenure thereby putting his cronies as caretaker chairmen. My leader if this is the man you are campaigning for with such an abysmal record of governance then it is well with us as a country sir.
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small ass in a BIG seat, πŸ˜† she forgot I hired her πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ @OmariHardwick is a real πŸ₯·πŸΎ we hit the bullseye with POWER β€’ gunitbrands.com
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Bang average coach
Maresca will turn Man City into an average team They can’t compete against the best anymore
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OG check whatsapp as regards what you invested in. #NoPressure @vlacknebula
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Mike Epps and Dr. Dre COULDN’T STOP ROASTING Ice Cube after he pulled out his tiny phone from 2013 πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ˜­ "You are Ice motherfuckin' Cube, why you got that little old-ass phone” "I thought he was gonna flip it!"😭 "This little motherfucker from 2013, why you doing that to yourself?" "I got too much magnetism or something... my electronics always fizz out, buzz out” "So you afraid of change? You part of the problem”
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Alright, it's time to do this again because it's why I am here. To make sure that young people build a healthy relationship and stop playing around, wasting their time. If you're a lady between the ages of 26-32. You're not in any serious relationship. You're employed. Please post your beautiful picture under this; stating your tribe, location, religious faith and your genotype. May your future husband locate you. Amen πŸ™.
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Kachalla Odinga is responsible for this NW predicament. PBAT had to go to the NE to look for a Vice Presidential candidate because Kachalla felt it was proper for him to succeed another Fulani Man from the NW after 8 years. The words " step back or concession " do not appear in his dictionary. If a president emerges in 2031 without the huge contribution of the NW, then the region's political alignment and calculation will change forever. The Middle Belt and ethnic minorities in the NE, NC, and NW would have broken the bloc. The natural ally, which is the SW, partly because of religious ties to Islam, is no longer on the table. The SS is gone completely. The SE alliance will be tested by how well Obi performs in the core North. If it fails, then it will continue to fail. The illusion of influence by the NW is gradually fading; the voting bloc is being carved up; the strategic alliances with the SW that produced 2 presidents of NW extraction, Yar'Adua and Buhari, are almost fractured; and the financial war chest to win an election is not there without the SS and the SW. Kachalla's Odinga's name will be remembered as the man who, through his selfish ambition, destroyed a major opposition party in the PDP, stunted the political growth of aspiring politicians in his region with his 20-year ambition and 6 attempts at the presidency, and the NW's political and voting alignment.
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It just October, and wells fon dey dry for this side. EL-Nino wey sabi.
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Reason why a certain part of ********** can't be trusted. Smh
The reason Tinubu won the APC presidential primary in 2022 was because I made a mistake by listening to late President Buhari. Buhari told me not to campaign and that he was going to announce me as his candidate. He told me that and put it in writing. - ADC Vice Presidential Candidate Rotimi Amaechi
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HOW FG SELECTS NIGERIANS WHO BENEFITED FROM N50,000 RELIEF PAYMENTS With the Federal Government rolling out N50,000 cash relief payments to poor and vulnerable Nigerians, many people are asking: How are beneficiaries selected? Can I register? Can I apply? Here is the clear, official explanation. WHAT IS THE PROGRAMME? Name: National Emergency Relief and Stabilisation Intervention, NERSI Implemented by: Federal Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs and Poverty Reduction Announced by: Dr Bernard Doro, Minister of Humanitarian Affairs and Poverty Reduction, on October 30, 2026 Amount: N50,000 Nature: It is a GRANT, not a loan. You do not pay it back. Purpose: To help poor and vulnerable households cope with rising living costs. WHO IS ELIGIBLE? The payment is NOT for every Nigerian. It is targeted at: 1. Poor households 2. Vulnerable households 3. Households already captured in government social protection records Selection is based on need, and covers all six geopolitical zones, regardless of religion, ethnicity or political affiliation. HOW FG SELECTS BENEFICIARIES - ITEMIZED PROCEDURE Step 1: Identification of Poorest Communities States identify their poorest Local Government Areas and communities. Step 2: Community-Based Enumeration Trained enumerators work with community leaders and residents to identify vulnerable households. Step 3: Digital Registration and Poverty Assessment Identified households are registered digitally and assessed using poverty indicators and Proxy Means Testing, which evaluates household characteristics to estimate economic condition. Step 4: Matching Two Major Databases Beneficiaries must be in BOTH databases: A. Valid National Identification Number, NIN, issued by NIMC. The NIN confirms identity and links you to the mobile wallet where money will be paid. B. National Social Register, NSR, coordinated by the National Social Safety-Nets Coordinating Office, NASSCO. The register contains details of over 70 million poor and vulnerable Nigerians. Step 5: Screening and Ranking Households ranked within the bottom six deciles may qualify for inclusion in the National Beneficiary Register, which is used for cash transfer programmes. Being on the register does NOT automatically mean you will get the money. You must still pass further screening to confirm you meet the poverty and vulnerability criteria. Step 6: Phased Selection Payments are made in phases and in batches. Not everyone will be in the first group. If you are not selected now, it does not mean you have been permanently excluded. CAN YOU APPLY OR REGISTER? No. The Federal Government has stated clearly: You cannot apply or pay to be added. There is no public application portal. There is no registration form. There is no registration fee. No agent, official or middleman can add your name. Anyone asking you to pay to be included is a scammer. HOW SELECTED BENEFICIARIES RECEIVE THE MONEY - ITEMIZED WAYS Step 1: Receive SMS Notification You will receive a text message from one of the approved payment providers informing you that you have been selected. Step 2: Give Consent Reply YES to the message to indicate your consent to participate. You will only be asked to reply YES or dial your provider's USSD code. Step 3: Wallet Activation A mobile wallet linked to your phone number and NIN is activated. Step 4: Payment Credited The full N50,000 is credited into your wallet. Nothing is deducted. Step 5: Cash Out or Spend Cash out at a POS agent, at a bank, or spend directly from your wallet. APPROVED PAYMENT PROVIDERS AND USSD CODES TO CHECK ELIGIBILITY Use the phone number linked to your account: 1. ALAT by Wema Bank: Dial 94523# 2. MoMo PSB: Dial 6710# 3. NairaGram: Dial 72600# 4. OPay: Dial 95520# or check via the official OPay app 5. Moniepoint: Dial 557327# or check via the Moniepoint app Having an account with any of these providers does NOT automatically qualify you. You must have been selected by FG.
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Husbands, and men who hope to be one, be intentional. Take good care of your wife. She is your queen, and she deserves your best. Serve her on purpose. Let her feel loved, seen, valued, and protected by her man. Go the extra mile. Then go one more.πŸ™‚ A husband has duties. Provision. Protection. Presence. A wife has duties too, and the home is her kingdom. When each person knows their lane and walks it with joy, there is peace. And to the woman who wants a man like this, be the woman such a man deserves. Be soft. Be feminine. Be a safe place to land. When he says, "I want you here," you stay. When he says, "I would rather you skip that hangout," you take off the dress and strike it off your list. When he says "I think X is affecting our relationship, I need you to deactivate the account," ijiri nwayọ deactivatie ya. Not out of weakness, but out of trust in his covering. Argumentative and rude women will struggle in a home like this. Honour is not noise. Love leads. Respect follows. That is how a home stands. #HealthyMarriage #MarriageAdvice
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Being a good father will make your kids hate you. This is according to the man in the video. Please listen and share your thoughts on it.
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Baba Guide kpa!
Not Hennessy sliding into my DMs saying they’ve seen people’s posts about how much I love Hennessy and that they appreciate me. Now they want me to run PR for them before they can pay me? Me? Do I look like some influencer who depends on social media for a living? If you can’t recognise and appreciate someone who has been promoting your brand for free, then please leave me alone. I don’t do PR. I’m not hungry, I’m rich. πŸ™ƒ
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Oga , na bcos you sabi people. Forget story.
Many of you are blinded by hatred for APC and the Yoruba people that you refuse to acknowledge what the government is doing. In 2025, I applied for a N5m LSETF loan and was granted N2m for 15 months, with just N122k interest. I’m almost done repaying it and will be applying again. How many states offer their residents this opportunity? Did Peter Obi provide anything similar when he governed Anambra?
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Is anyone investigating all these cash transfers and NELFUND? Students can't be enjoying this and the poor, and still hate on the President. There is something wrong and it MUST be investigated cc @fimiletoks
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Let me say this. I don't like president Tinubu, but this is my concern for him. He trusts (too blindly) the people surrounding him and some of his ministers. Perhaps, if all the cash transfers to the less privileged and the NELFUND had been reaching most of the beneficiaries that his trusted persons tell him, he will probably not be as hated or disliked as he is today. Billions of naira have allegedly been disbursed, and reports on ground about his presidency say something completely different. For any president to be mostly liked by his citizens, that president must surround himself with people of integrity and credibility. Because if they fail, the president cannot claim that he has not failed. The buck stops on his table. End.
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