@Surebreed

💭 Just sharing my thoughts 🧠 Psychologist 🎶 FC 🦅

Joined August 2026
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@Surebreed13h
I’ve never heard of a woman writing a will for her husband and children. Is it a man’s duty to die first? 🤔
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Mmesoma
@itsmmesoma1h
Tell me the funniest reason you have ever lost interest in someone.
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Mmesoma
@itsmmesoma11m
Girl to Girl: Your boyfriend's friends are not your friends, they chill with his side chick too💔😒😹
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My bro wan go marry them say make him bring 5naira for bright price, but him go bring, 2goat 5 bag of rice 700k to settle community boys 200k for the occasion ETC: Who are we deceiving in this Nigeria?
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Why is it that step mothers just like to do this ? That boy Is not going to be a good boy, trust me😂
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How Netflix looks at me after I pay every month and don’t even watch anything 💀
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The wife of João Pedro is feeling bad because they always get him back to injury anytime he tends to go big in his career in pitch. Now again he got another injury
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POV: she blocked me and it took me 2 months to notice
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Because I no gree fornicate, you say I dey behave like small pikin😏
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It’s dry season again and if you respect God. You can’t leave your house without wearing your deodorant or antiperspirants Ekwensu 😏
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Can y’all stop fingering him 😭💀 He is just a man okay!?
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Falid
@Crypto_Falid23m
To everyone who auto-renews every month - you are NOT just subscribers, you are family. We ride together, we win together. No fake love. Thanks for holding it down! Falid loves y’all ❤️
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Uzzy Ochonogor
@Uzzy4n5m
That gender no real at all 😒
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Leo
@EvansDangote1h
Would you really continue with your 9-5 job if Elon pays you $2000 in a span of 28 days in every month?
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You're a good person, you are doing well and helping people, yet some people still want to see you fail. Omoh, this life go far 🤦
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I no even like my girl to post me cus me self no dey post
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@Surebreed14h
Don’t blame your girlfriend. Sometimes, it’s hard to post a broke man. (Na money be man.)
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You can't keep hurting someone and expect them to remain the same person who fell in love with you.
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JAMAL@mdbelalashekh9m
Your biggest blessing may come before October ends.🎉
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VibeArena
@VibeArena_X9m
Nigga deh high, scrolling through her pictures like he never learn 😂 🤳
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“You live what you choose” i choose good life I don live am?
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You de aware say your serious babe dey find serious babe too ?
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