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Laura!

@SurelyNotLaura

Definitely Not Laura πŸš€πŸ”οΈπŸŠπŸ’™ 40s. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ in the us. she/her. fic writer. mostly suju. @disciplesofzzs - raly on discord ( icon by @trashwarden ) 18+ only

 Michigan, USA
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Joined April 2021
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✨⭐ Countless Stars⭐✨ suju / eunhae / canon divergence What if Super Junior kept the rotational concept? 20 years later the original lineup reunites for the anniversary. (or: things went very differently for Donghae and Eunhyuk)
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You don’t need to aggressively fix shit until saturday
Microsoft 365 Status (@MSFT365Status) profile pictureMicrosoft 365 Status
@MSFT365StatusNov 12
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We're aggressively pursuing all pathways to reduce impact. We've paused all deployments, we're moving additional traffic off the affected infrastructure, and we're restarting affected servers to return them to service. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you.
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Millennials getting the same sensation when Outlook is down as seeing this getting rolled into class
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Laura! retweeted
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jas@wretchedsapphicNov 12
dark at 5pm and no ao3.... these are the perfect conditions for never before seen seasonal depression
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First in my bloodline to watch an Argentine tango to the thong song... dwts is wild
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On one hand, AO3 has been the biggest fanfic site for a while now, and was already more "mainstream" than people think it is. On the other hand, the fact it's on the news does still make me want to run for a bunker.
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Reading comprehension.
𝒒𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) profile picture𝒒𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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I posed such an nsfw version of this exact question to the gc lmao
byeol_별 (@TheLees_HyukHae) profile picturebyeol_별@TheLees_HyukHaeNov 8
Hyukjae, did you deliberately put up Christmas projector lights to lure your neighbor who loves Christmas into coming over to your house? β˜ΊοΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸŽ„
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The moderate position is abolishing ICE. The extreme is holding Nuremberg trials for everyone involved. This is absolutely nothing
House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) profile pictureHouse Judiciary Dems
@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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The replace Chuck petition only got 26k signatures if you could bring some more attention to it. Replace Chuck Schumer c.org/kwbhCTq5zq
Sign the Petition

Sign the Petition

Replace Chuck Schumer as Senate Majority Leader

change.org
GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) profile pictureGenXGirl
@GenXGirl1994Nov 5
Chuck Schumer CANNOT be the next Senate Leader.
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Put a student debt cancellation bill on Trump's desk.
Substance (@SimplySubstance) profile pictureSubstance
@SimplySubstanceNov 5
β€œTrump is a funny guy, I don’t think he’s all that ideological. I think he’s a politician and I’m not so sure that he will react all that negatively to a progressive agenda, believe it or not.” Bernie Sanders on pushing for a progressive agenda despite Trump having veto powers.
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Popstonox
@PopstonoxNov 5
Mark Ruffalo calls for Hakeem Jeffries to be replaced as Speaker of the House He is circulating a petition that now has 380,408 signatures "We are calling on every member of the incoming Congress to vote against Hakeem Jeffries for Speaker and choose a different candidate"
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Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
Buzzing Pop (@BuzzingPop) profile pictureBuzzing Pop
@BuzzingPopNov 4
β€œDonald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” β€” Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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DELETE@JubileeDJNov 4
Been laughing at my timeline for hours i can’t wait for people on IG to send me all these tweets I’ve liked in 9 days
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Can we get this to 1 million signatures by the end of the day?
Anne Loo πŸ¦‹πŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@loonyberg) profile pictureAnne Loo πŸ¦‹πŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦@loonybergNov 4
House Democrats: CHOOSE A NEW SPEAKER - Sign the Petition! c.org/rWh7Vmwhrp via @Change
Sign the Petition

Sign the Petition

House Democrats: CHOOSE A NEW SPEAKER

change.org
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Okay, this is good. Now. And this part is a lil tricky. We’ve had trouble with it before, so listen closely: You need to fucking do something with this power IMMEDIATELY when you get sworn in. Day one. No more letters. Use this power day one or your asses will never get it again.
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Democrats win the Senate to take full control of Congress away from Republicans, with voters rebuking Trump’s policies, NBC News Projects. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
Democrats capture full control of Congress, NBC News projects, fueled by victories in deeply...

Democrats capture full control of Congress, NBC News projects, fueled by victories in deeply...

Democrats capitalized on voter anger over Trump and affordability, flipping seats in deep-red and major battleground states alike.

nbcnews.com
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Me to the other white women in line to vote
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When I find out something is AI-generated
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karla@youcallmeupat6Nov 2
The gay + hag American work week in 2026 Mon - simply not a work day. overcommunicate in multiple group chats Tues - do some work Weds - do some work Thurs - start to put things off to next week Fri - simply not a work day. Deeply engage with group chat in a meaningful way
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