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Surely Not The News

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If you're tired of the "Real News" check out our weekly episodes where Scott & Matt talk about the funny and stange news stories you may have missed.

Joined July 2021
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So Urban Meyer gets fired from his NFL job? Oh well, back to the grind I guess 🤷‍♂️😏😏😏
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Surely Not The News@SurelyNotNews14 Dec 2021
NEW EPISODE: A massive pot brownie, a broken penis, sex doll funerals and more. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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NEW EPISODE: A massive pot brownie, a broken penis, sex doll funerals and more. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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If you haven’t listened our show or it’s been a while you need to listen to this one 😂👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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NEW EPISODE: A shot in a fake arm, breastfeeding a cat, a one in a million shot and more. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
NEW EPISODE: A shot in a fake arm, breastfeeding a cat, a one in a million shot and more. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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NEW EPISODE: A guy invites his bro into the delivery room, three giant stone penises are stolen and much more. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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NEW EPISODE: A girl divorces herself, a naked man in a wall, alien surgery and more. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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Scott and I hit the studio tonight, get caught up on our latest episode here. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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NEW EPISODE: More world leader flatulence, a husband swapping a cat, a wife  loaning out her family and more. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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NEW EPISODE: Biden’s Fart, Breastmilk Butter, Astronauts in Diapers and More. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
NEW EPISODE: A bead booger, a Halloween burger, a house fly that’s the bomb and more. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
NEW EPISODE: A testicle bath, contaminated baloney, hemorrhoid home remedies and more. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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“I sent her back to her boyfriend With my handprint on her ass cheek”
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NEW EPISODE: A surgery that's just nuts, a stripper bus field trip, and another gross story from Scott. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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NEW EPISODE: A Naked Floater, A Booze Cruise into a Taco Bell Sign, and a Couple of Cat Stories. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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Reminder to check out our latest show and to subscribe, rate and review us.
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Surely Not The News@SurelyNotNews7 Sep 2021
NEW EPISODE: An Ashtray Bride, A Florida Syringe Smuggler, Busted Little Leaguers, and McDonald's Best Kept Secret. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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NEW EPISODE: An Ashtray Bride, A Florida Syringe Smuggler, Busted Little Leaguers, and McDonald's Best Kept Secret. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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If these guys don’t make you snort laugh, it’s a you problem.
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NEW EPISODE: Playing Dead in the Water, a Christian Onlyfans Star and a Fight with a Mini-Golf Gator. traffic.libsyn.com/surelynot…
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