A website where we dissect and discuss classic screen legends, movie franchises and films both old and new.

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined May 2016
Pedigree Meets Pulp: Cold Storage and the Limits of B-Movie Ambition What happens when you lock a killer alien bug in a storage unit? Apparently… government incompetence, minimum wage workers, and absolute carnage Our Cold Storage review is now live. A-list cast. B-movie energy
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House on Eden – Where Found Footage Finally Flatlines "For most, it lands as a pale reflection of a classic, underscoring that sometimes the scariest thing a horror movie can show us is that the format itself might be dead." surgeonsofhorror.com/2025/10…
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From Crawl to Climax: Kiss of the Tarantula Finds Its Fangs in the Final Act "Kiss of the Tarantula is far from a lost classic. It’s a curiosity, an example of 1970s regional horror that never quite capitalises on its deliciously twisted concept." surgeonsofhorror.com/2025/10…
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SUFF Movie Review: Pater Noster and the Mission of Light Bickel has crafted a nightmare that’s equal parts grindhouse revival, cult exposé, and vinyl collector’s hallucination — a low-budget hymn that worms its way into your soul, humming as it feeds. surgeonsofhorror.com/2025/08…
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Retrospective: Crocodile (2000) "In the grand swamp of creature features, Crocodile barely makes a ripple." Saul Muerte Crocodile (2000): The Legacy That Slipped Beneath the Surface | Surgeons of Horror
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The Skull (1965) – A Chilling Showcase of Horror Icons | Surgeons of Horror 60th ANNIVERSARY Elevated by the formidable talents of Cushing and Lee, it remains an interesting exploration of psychological horror
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Lord of Illusions: 30 Years On — The Final Bow of a Caged Visionary | Surgeons of Horror "An intriguing, if flawed, finale remains a fascinating coda to Barker’s filmic voice—a magician’s final act before stepping off the stage. #clivebarker #lordofillusions
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Retrospective: Teen Wolf (1985) " It doesn’t howl with greatness, but like a faded rental box at your local video store, it’s got just enough ‘80s magic to make you hit play one more time." Saul Muerte #teenwolf surgeonsofhorror.com/2025/08…
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Movie Review: Night of Violence "Konstantin deserves credit for swinging big and refusing to play it safe — Night of Violence certainly doesn’t lack passion or intent." Saul Muerte #frightfest2025 surgeonsofhorror.com/2025/08…
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Movie Review: I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) "Long story short, it’s not very good. But they’ve always been the poor relation to the SCREAM films. Unless you’re invested in this franchise. In which case you cheeky little R. Slicker 😉" surgeonsofhorror.com/2025/08…
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Movie Review: Row (2025) "Losasso is a director with a keen eye for atmosphere and psychological stakes. Tightly woven, quietly haunting, and with shades of Hitchcockian influence, this is a thriller that pulls you in and refuses to let go." Saul Muerte surgeonsofhorror.com/2025/08…
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Retrospective: Return of the Living Dead (1985) "Still kicks, bites, and thrashes. Whether you’re here for the brains, the tunes, or the screaming, zombies, there’s no denying its impact on horror, punk culture, and midnight movie fandom." Saul Muerte surgeonsofhorror.com/2025/08…
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Retrospective: The Bride (1985) "The Bride is an experiment that looks exquisite in still frames but collapses under the weight of its own affected seriousness. There’s poetry in the concept, but very little pulse." Saul Muerte surgeonsofhorror.com/2025/08…
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Retrospective: The Rocky Horror Picture Show "Whether you’re watching it for the first time or the five-hundredth, there’s always a reason to return to that spooky old castle. After all, like the man said — don’t dream it, be it." Saul Muerte surgeonsofhorror.com/2025/08…
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Movie Review: Weapons (2025) "Cregger wants to excavate — to dig through the ruins of modern life and see what festers beneath. With Weapons, he’s pulled up something malformed, tragic, and oddly beautiful." Saul Muerte Universal Pictures surgeonsofhorror.com/2025/08…
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