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He/Him. Writer. Flirting with death against my will. Discord: Suribot

Joined August 2009
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Going to try and make the switch for real. If you see me on twitter after this, it's not because I lied, it's because I failed.
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i feel like every day we really do get closer to just talking in Cyberpunk 2077 streetslang. like there's not a massive world of difference between a chromed-out gonk getting zeroed and a chudded moid getting kirked
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I guess my โ€œghosts in a blanketโ€ get very uhhh tired in the oven ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The guy who compared a Trump rally to Jonestown on live Fox News was invited by the Trump campaign. They called his work phone on Monday and asked him to come. His name is Tom Hoyle. He's 57 and runs a small custom printing shop in Charlotte called MadPark Designs with his business partner. He's hated Trump since 1989, back when he was a sophomore in college. And he really, really doesn't like getting sales calls on the shop line, from anybody. So when the rally people called, he said yes. He even signed up with his real name and contact info, because he wanted it on the record that they invited him. Then he had to get through the door. A private security guy asked him straight up if he was a Trump supporter. Tom told him he supports the Constitution, then started talking about his shirt, which was for an old death metal band called Death. He kept going about the history of Florida death metal until the guard gave up and let him in. His plan going in was honestly pretty juvenile. He and a buddy he grew up with figured he'd wait a few minutes into the speech and yell something filthy. Then a Fox News reporter, Lucas Tomlinson, found him standing off by himself and asked if he could interview him live. Tom thinks a white guy with a big beard and a ball cap was pretty much exactly what they were looking for. He told himself he wasn't going to cuss on national TV, so he made it up on the spot. He says the first line and then just waits. The reporter goes "Wait, the Jonestown Massacre?" and that's when he finishes it. He told The Handbasket he picked that up from Billy Crystal, who said on Letterman back in the '80s that you always let the other guy set up your punchline. Tomlinson set it up for him perfectly. A few minutes later some men who said they were Secret Service pulled him aside. He asked if this was about the concession stand, because it closed early and he was starving. They didn't love that and walked him out. On his way out he passed the guard from the front door and told him, hey man, you didn't vet me too well. Think about how many people had a shot at stopping this. The campaign's call list found him. The signup form had his name. A guard questioned him to his face. A Fox crew put him on live TV. Every one of them took one look at the beard and the hat and filled in the rest. That's how almost all of this screening works. Asking somebody what they actually believe takes time, and looking at them takes a second, so everybody just looks. The one check that actually caught him came after he'd already said it on national TV.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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this pretty much sums up the difference in conversation concerning ao3
on tumblr, people are participating in a ao3 shutdown fest where ppl write as many things as possible to then post when the site is up and running, and on twt ppl areโ€ฆ well.
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โ€œWhat do you mean your Halloween costume is Master Chief in Active Camo??โ€ I made this. โœŒ๏ธ
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Ao3 discourse reminding me that it is VERY funny that fanart is treated as proof of skill for portfolios or a legitimate source of income (patreon/artist alley) but fan writers are all supposed to be possessed by Marx because 20 years ago Anne Rice was in possession of nukes
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There's just one problem with your story. In-N-Out doesn't have Sprite, they have Seven Up
I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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Mike himself said on Reddit that they were at a loss on how to resurrect downed player before they bleed to death in a futuristic tabletop without a cleric armed with healing magic, and coincidentally his paramedic friend yapped about airborne ambulance, so Trauma Team was born.
Cyberpunk is so crazy how do you even come up with the concept of Trauma Team
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every year there are four separate, simultaneous Halloweens
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"Democrats prefer THE POPE as Next Speaker of the House over their BLACK Majority Leader" is a sentence that could kill 19th century Americans
Replying to @StratPolitics
Democrats and Independents prefer every alternative tested to Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker, from AOC and Barack Obama to Ms. Rachel. A new Democratic leader not funded by AIPAC beats Jeffries 60-21.
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Yeah, no, your Halloween costume is good. I just think it would be better if it was like, a gorilla? And that gorilla can be from the moon. But a gorilla costume by itself isnโ€™t that fun, so I think you should pair it with a big Tesla cannon. And maybe a shield to cou
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i got lost at the pumpkin patch
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ๆœˆใฎ็›ฃ่ฆ–่€…ๆ’ฎใฃใฆใŸใ‚‰ใ€ไธ€่ˆฌใ‚ณใ‚นใฎใƒดใ‚งใƒผใƒใ‚นๆง˜ใŒใŸใพใŸใพใ‚ซใƒƒใƒˆใ‚คใƒณใ—ใฆ็ฅžใ€…ใ—ใ„ๆง‹ๅ›ณใซใชใฃใŸ
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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Batcup #SuperBat
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It's halloween
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์•„๋ฌดํŠผ ์žฌ๋ฐŒ์—ˆ๋‹ค...
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Reposting old stuff
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