Jonnie England

Also, does anyone else view the Adam Sutler character as a scarily accurate version of Rees-Mogg?

The more I watch V For Vendetta, the more I see my country becoming like the UK of that film.

"naw, hold on. I'll sober up once the salads kicked in" Megan, just......just no.

I have a kissin dynamite hoodie. I'm in fucking love 😍

Rammstein, I have no idea what you are singing about, but fuck, you know how to create a damn good time.

I just had to teach my lecturer what a glowstick is. He's not THAT old 😅

"love is your partner saying 'just get the extra guac' when you are unsure whether you should or not" I think about this saying a lot

Ah yeah, I remember how to be a student now. You do anything and everything to put off the work that you said you would do today. *Books two flights, a train, and an event*

It's not that I don't enjoy the company Buggy, however one normally has boundaries that prevent this sort of intrusion

Stay classy Glasgow

*picks a tiny spider off my jumper* Megan:"throw it on a small child!"

Don't you just hate it when your anxiety is so bad you reject a perfectly good, if slightly crushed, teacake because you want to limit human interaction.

"Pillow condom." - Megan's new term for a pillow case.

Is there anything more anxiety inducing than speaking to a drunken man in the toilet? Like, I'm anxious enough in a relatively public place, and I have a shy bladder..... Please leave me alone.

LOST: OLI MCBURNIE. Last seen in Russian defender's back pocket.

"McBurnie doesn't look 100%, he's running rather gingerly" Alright, leave his hair colour out of it!

It never fails to amuse me that the referees are sponsored by Specsavers.

Watching the game, Megan comes in, hands me a Tennents after a hard day of work and is about to cook dinner. We both then laughed at the stereotype.

If the Russia manager doesn't qualify for the Euros, does he get sent to the gulags? Or just shot?

Nice to see a cap for Scotland's youngest beard. Also Oli McBurnie is on the pitch