Swampbabe

I like getting my hair cut in Taiwan because my stylist massages my head so hard that it’s sore the next day. But in a good way.

So sorry but I don’t like sally rooney books.

My baby just turned five months old and he already has six teeth. Like are we done teething already?? These baby milestones are wildly inconsistent 🦷

I just pumped 100ml of milk at work in the art supply closet and somehow a leaf got in the bag of milk. I’m trying to be chill and cool about it so I think I’m just gonna get some ice cream for lunch. 🍦