Swapoon

Swapoon is now listed on and sponsoring @XMRHub_org, one of the central directories for the Monero ecosystem. Non-custodial swaps, no accounts, no KYC, full XMR both ways. Glad to back the people building it out. #Monero #XMR

Every Swapoon order comes with a cryptographically signed Letter of Guarantee (Ed25519). Verify it offline with a zero-dependency Python script. No accounts, no cookies, no JS required. Proof you can check yourself > promises you have to trust. #noKYC #Privacy

Most swap sites "support" Tor: half-broken captchas, blocked exit nodes, JS walls. Swapoon is built Tor-first. Full functionality at Safest setting, no JS required, no cookies, nothing to unblock. Privacy tools should work where privacy users actually are. #noKYC #Tor

Some "no-KYC" platforms pay listing deposits to review sites. Some fake their swap activity feeds with JS. We do neither. No paid placements. No simulated volume. What you see on Swapoon is what actually happens. Trust is earned, not rendered client-side. #noKYC #Privacy

Sometimes upstream providers serve stale rates hours old, 3-8% below market. We built a sanity guard: every quote is cross-checked against market rates. Deviates too much? Rejected. You never see it. Your rate should be the rate. #Monero #noKYC

A privacy feature you have to opt into is a privacy feature most people won't use. The 2026 rally is proving it in public, one transparent address at a time. #Monero #Privacy

Every order on Swapoon ships with an Ed25519-signed Letter of Guarantee. Rate, amount, timestamp signed at creation, stored verbatim, verifiable offline with a script that imports nothing. Don't trust me. Check the signature. swapoon.io/verify #Monero #NoKYC

Our internal escalation procedure for "I forgot which order was mine". #NoKYC #XMR

A privacy service that keeps logs "for security" has already lost. The threat model isn't the attacker who breaks in. It's the operator who complies with a request — and can. Build so that you can't. #Monero #NoKYC #Privacy

Every Swapoon order ships with an Ed25519-signed Letter of Guarantee. The rate, the amount, the timestamp signed at creation, stored verbatim, verifiable offline with a Python script that imports nothing. You shouldn't have to trust me. Check the signature. #Monero #NoKYC

Non-custodial isn't a feature you add. It's a set of things you refuse to build. No balances. No withdrawals. No admin button that moves someone else's coins because there's nothing to move. Architecture as a promise. #Monero #XMR

Every other swap platform onboarding flow vs mine. #NoKYC #Monero

The strongest privacy feature is the data you never wrote down. No account. Nothing to leak, subpoena, or breach. #Monero #NoKYC

Your access log is 90% bots. Mine used to be. Now nginx routes the noise to a separate file via map. Suddenly the real log is short enough to read line by line and I can actually see the humans. Signal isn't found. It's separated. #nginx #DevOps

No account. No email. No cookie. No JavaScript required. The whole thing works on Tor at Safest. Not as a fallback as the design target. Privacy you have to enable isn't privacy. #XMR #Privacy

Most swap platforms ask you to trust them. Mine signs every order with Ed25519 and hands you the public key. Verify it offline, with a 200-line Python script, no dependencies. Trust is a UX failure. Proof is the feature. #XMR #Privacy

"Privacy coin" makes it sound like a setting you switch on. On Monero, every transaction is private by default there's no transparent mode to forget to disable. That default is the entire point. #Monero #Privacy

Building something people use once and forget is harder than building something sticky. A good swap tool has no "engagement." You come, you swap, you leave. That's the win, not the funnel. #buildinpublic

"I'll just use a fresh address every time" isn't privacy it's admin. On a transparent chain, addresses still get clustered and linked. Monero handles it at the protocol level, so you don't have to play defense forever. #Monero #Privacy

"My wallet is anonymous, it's not linked to my name." Until you cash out, or reuse an address, or a chain analysis firm clusters your activity. On a transparent ledger, anonymous rarely stays anonymous. Monero starts private instead. #Monero #Privacy

A common myth: "I use a VPN, so my crypto is private." Your VPN hides your IP. It does nothing about a public ledger that records every transaction forever. Different layers, different problems. #Monero #Privacy