if u follow me ur gay

Kentucky, USA
Joined November 2011
You will never convince me there is an age limit on Uncrustables
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For the record, I have been sober since 2022. This was a joke. Auggie would be sad if I drank rubbing alcohol. Don't do that. He did get treats though
Put a new sticker on the Jeep. Took forever. Me and Augustine are gonna celly. He gets a treat and I get a cold drink (Rubbing Alcohol)
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Chat does this mean I have made it
Replying to @SweetTooth_
I just did and he said to tell to go fuck yourself.
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Manifesting a date with her where we split an entire Costco pumpkin pie and watch shitty tv
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Happy National Massage Therapist Week to all of those who celebrate Unrelated: iso wiener massage (preferably not from male)
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Marcus "Needles" Kane retweeted
Hey sorry you got groomed on Discord because your parents don't love you but why do taxpayers have to pay for your penis flaying operation
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So refreshing to see a happy story on 60 minutes for a change
A Texas father who had lived in the U.S. for 25 years with no criminal record was finishing his night shift as an Uber driver when immigration agents detained him. Without being able to speak to his lawyer or a judge, he was put on a plane and sent first to Ghana, a country where he had no ties. He was then sent to his home country, despite a determination by a U.S. immigration court judge that he could not be deported there due to likely persecution. cbsn.ws/3Ude66r
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This nogger is ready for some Monday Night Football
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Put a new sticker on the Jeep. Took forever. Me and Augustine are gonna celly. He gets a treat and I get a cold drink (Rubbing Alcohol)
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Gallows.
#BREAKING: Ex-Somaliland minister says Ilhan Omar leaked Congress meeting info to Somali leaders.
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Eating at Mission BBQ during the lunch hour and at noon everything stops and they play The Star Spangled Banner and it got me YIKED tf up
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Happy National Chicken Fried Steak Day to all who celebrate
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Packing for a nice day off work tomorrow and starting staycation🤟🏼
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Kriss Vector in .45 Auto and some Birkenstocks for safety🔥
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Nope these aren’t pajamas I chose to wear these today👀
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Nothing happens in God’s world by mistake
Forget about your timelines. God is still working. Let Him cook.
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Happy National Lead Poisoning Prevention Week to all who celebrate
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Me arriving in my FR coveralls because I am safety first Michael Myers
Dressed up as Michael Myers for Halloween party tonight and haven’t murdered anyone so that’s a plus
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Dressed up as Michael Myers for Halloween party tonight and haven’t murdered anyone so that’s a plus
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Don’t mind me im just having a good hair day
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Happy National Pizza With the Works except Anchovies day to all who celebrate (Who the fuck eats anchovies fr)
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