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Joined January 2018
The president, duh
THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE WATER AROUND PALM BEACH! Unmarked, unnamed autonomous vessels capable of surveillance or offensive operations. The company president says they have KAMIKAZE capabilities. Price tag? $695,000 PER BOAT.
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Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Cheers to being a man
If you’re a man and you’re struggling right now - just remember nobody cares and it gets worse. Cheers.
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French Montana gives a tour of the underwater suite he's renting in Dubai and says the stay costs $50,000 a night.
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JPM Trading Desk on how markets will react to election outcome Blue Wave — This has a 66% likelihood, with the $SPX falling 0.25% or rising 0.50%. Split Congress (Democratic House, GOP Senate) — This has a 26% likelihood, with the $SPY gaining 0.5% to 1%. Red Wave — This has a 7% likelihood, with the $SPX climbing 1% to 1.25%. Split Congress (GOP House, Democratic Senate) — This has a 1% likelihood, with the $SPY rising 0.25% to 0.75%.
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My backyard lake is creeping awfully close to my swimming pool in south fla
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APPLE $AAPL Q4’26 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS 🔹 Revenue: $114.50B (Est. $113.39B) 🟢; +12% YoY 🔹 EPS: $2.10 (Est. $1.99) 🟢; incl. tariff refund 🔹 Gross Margin: 47.9% (Est. 47.5%) 🟢 🔹 Greater China: $17.54B (Est. $18.55B) 🔴; +21% YoY Segment Revenue: 🔹 iPhone: $57.58B (Est. $56.48B) 🟢; +17% YoY 🔹 Services: $31.57B (Est. $31.58B) 🟡; +10% YoY 🔹 Products: $82.90B (Est. $81.46B) 🟢; +12% YoY 🔹 Mac: $10.79B (Est. $9.69B) 🟢; +24% YoY 🔹 iPad: $6.23B (Est. $6.83B) 🔴; -10% YoY 🔹 Wearables: $8.30B (Est. $8.99B) 🔴; -8% YoY Geographic Revenue: 🔹 Americas: $48.68B; +10% YoY 🔹 Europe: $32.01B; +12% YoY 🔹 Greater China: $17.54B; +21% YoY 🔹 Japan: $6.54B; -1% YoY 🔹 Rest of Asia Pacific: $9.71B; +15% YoY Financials: 🔹 Gross Profit: $54.82B; +13% YoY 🔹 Op Income: $35.63B (Est. $34.52B) 🟢; +10% YoY 🔹 Net Income: $30.71B; +12% YoY 🔹 FY26 Operating Cash Flow: $145.1B Capital Return: 🔹 Dividend: $0.27/share Key Updates: 🔹 Tariff refunds: 1 percentage point gross-margin impact; $0.05 EPS impact 🔹 September quarter records: total company revenue, iPhone revenue, and EPS; Services reached an all-time high Comments: 🔸 “Today, Apple is proud to report a September quarter revenue record of $114.5 billion, up 12 percent from a year ago, with iPhone reaching a September quarter record and Services reaching an all-time high, capping off our best fiscal year ever” 🔸 “We generated $28 billion in operating cash flow during the quarter, allowing us to return $28 billion to shareholders. Thanks to our very high levels of customer satisfaction and loyalty, our installed base of active devices reached a new all-time high across all major product categories and geographic segments.”
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