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Guys, guys! It /finally/ happened! *slams the stick down on the table, throwing his hands up* BAM! We're having tacos.
Wade was bored. That usually led to no-good, but in this instance Wade was also annoyed and it would /definitely/ lead to no good.—
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"/Yes/." Wade said firmly.
The Spider-booty was plenty seductive even if he didn't stick the landing. xitter.gq/protectisms/status/906…
Wade sat down on the beach and dropped his bag, motioning @Deadly_Thighs to come over. The flight had taken a while, but they'd made it.
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"Listening never got me anywhere." Wade said confidently from where he stood, having bounced off of the fabric canopy. xitter.gq/courteousspidey/status…
"Wade, /yes/!" He exclaimed before joyously doing exactly what he'd been told not to. xitter.gq/courteousspidey/status…
"Well what else do you want people to think of us, Sugar Plum?" xitter.gq/makingbenproud/status/…
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He'll just pop back up if he ever does kill him. No big deal.
"Are you okay down there?" He asked, peering over the edge of the bunk beds. xitter.gq/courteousspidey/status…
Deadpool went silent for only a moment. "Does that mean dinosaurs had feelings too?" xitter.gq/courteousspidey/status…
Wade was bored. He'd gotten to the point of flicking rubber bands at the pigeons that congregated on the fire escape outside of the—
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"What other people think doesn't really bother me so much 'cause I know they don't do it often." Wade said with a light shrug. xitter.gq/DONUMDEl/status/893616…
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"It's easy enough to slap the crazy label on me and move along." Wade shrugged, "Kinda wish people didn't think crazy meant stupid, though." xitter.gq/DONUMDEl/status/893612…
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"Heh, or whatever the fuck's wrong with me. Been years since someone tried diagnosing me." he shrugged. People just labeled him crazy. xitter.gq/DONUMDEl/status/893609…
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"Atrocious." he said, pointing to himself and nodding. "Genetics are a scary thing." xitter.gq/DONUMDEl/status/893605…
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Wade hugged a pistol to his chest and then pet it comfortingly. "Shh, she didn't mean that..." he told the inanimate object soothingly. xitter.gq/MutantMog/status/89360…
"Oh. Yeah."
Blink.
"Maybe after you've got rid of the weapons." xitter.gq/swordsandsnark/status/…
Wade stared for a moment. "Technically true, but I'm not ready to be a dad!" xitter.gq/DONUMDEl/status/893605…
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"That I shouldn't have kids 'cause I have the attention span of a goldfish & a large array of unsecured weapons lying around at all times?" xitter.gq/MutantMog/status/89360…
"Why not? They just need love, and time, and attention, constant care and guidance and observation-. What was my point again?" xitter.gq/swordsandsnark/status/…