Tom

I’m trying to tell you

She’s brave, she’s like “screw you, I’m not sliding over”

My wife said, “can you pick up a little around the house before the cleaning lady comes” and I said “well that’s why we have a cleaning person” and she said yeah but I don’t want anybody to know that we live like this!”

I need to love myself the way God loves me not the way the world loves me

Let’s visit the music store!

“I saw her downtown last night with someone I didn’t know.”

That was a fun day at the music store.

A song. “4AM”

Is this the beginning of mental decline? as my wife was walking out the door I said “I’ll check the weather and I’ll fax you”

A lot of the good stories on CNN are now behind a paywall, 😢😢

Is it possible that if CNN knows that you lean conservative , then suddenly they put certain stories behind a Pay wall when you visit their site, or is that a mad conspiracy theory?

Darned those CBD drinks…I put tide pods in the dryer and dryer sheets in the washer!!

do something that you have a chance to be excellent at. I don’t care if it’s a parking lot attendant, custodian, janitor street sweeper, doctor, lawyer or whatever.

“one day my dad sat me down. He said what are you gonna do with your life?”

“What do you get out of this?”

“What do you get out of this”

“Friends watch out for friends”

Someone who meant well, asked me are you gonna continue to write and perform songs if you never make any money at it? and I thought “would you give up fishing just because you didn’t win the best masters tournament?”

I recorded one of my songs in a real recording studio instead of my basement. I hope you like it.