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The single best joke in any Carry On film.
“I tried it once and didn’t like it.”
If people would make just half the effort to be nice, as they do to be unkind, the world would be a much better place.
Breaking News from Andy Bumhole Burnham:
"Right, I've decided to cut a whole 5p off the price of a Greggs sausage roll…and if that doesn’t fix the cost of living crisis, I don’t know what will."
#AndyBurnham #Labour #ripoffbritain
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Oh, FUCK OFF - men can be friends with whoever they want. And, actually, it's safer for us on every metric to have exclusively male company.
P.S. - Feminist guff is a major red flag in females, @vicderbyshire ⛳️
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We are almost at the stage where all new cars are SO crap, it's better to buy something a few years old, of the previous generation.
Square, soulless blocks of metal, plastic leather, tinny interiors.
Cheap, digital dashboards instead of Swiss watch dials.
I'm looking at you, Audi, BMW, Mercedes, VW.
No excuse for producing this dross.
As if we are going to vote our way out of this mess.
Politicians promise the world, get in power, then follow orders from their masters.
Rinse and repeat.
Wake up.
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🚨🇬🇧 “I didn’t even FeeEELLL it”
“Get your FREE Flu Jab TODAY”
UK Puppet PM Andy Burnham gets his latest Flu Jab & urges you to do the same
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Some people questioned the science. Others put the office water cooler on their head and became the science.
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🚨BREAKING..
Andy Burnham cutting price for having a shit in a public toilet from £1 to 50p.
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Andy Burnham has announced a freeze in the cost of paperclips until next Wednesday.
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Bev Turner GBNews - Russell Brand is a hero, it’s a media stitch up.
This aged well…
