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Commander in Chips

@Sysca_

#MUFC | ❤ Beef | #BB | Max Stan! | Nursery woman | Maraga 2027 |

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Joined February 2012
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"There are mysteries to the universe that we were never meant to solve but who we are and why we are here is not one of them" OPTIMUS PRIME
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Formula 1
@F16h
Extraordinary 🤩 #F1 #BrazilGP
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The #AllorNothing producers this season
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Mighty Manchester is back
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We will be going to Old Trafford the way we go to see the Gedi ruins 😭
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Peak comedy
The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) profile pictureThe Spectator Index
@spectatorindexNov 7
BREAKING: CNN reports that UFC's Dana White has declined President Trump’s offer to become the White House Press Secretary
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Land of the free 😆😆😆
Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 (@redhotnerd) profile pictureChef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹
@redhotnerdNov 7
Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵
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New York Basketball
@NBA_NewYorkNov 8
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Fred Katz (@FredKatz) profile pictureFred Katz
@FredKatzNov 8
They did a baby race at halftime in Cleveland and the in-arena host joke interviewed the winning baby, so the baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it. 10 out of 10 halftime entertainment.
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Abu Iman@Mr_GuantaiNov 6
If you're going to mock us, at least say it right. "Funga duka. Moi anapita."
EMILIO (@EMILIOwit) profile pictureEMILIO@EMILIOwitNov 6
Millennials badala wakuambie ufunge zip ya trouser walikua wanakuambia ufunge duka 😂💔
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Yator Boss☚
@BossyatorNov 7
This is just funny to watch🤣🤣🤣
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Tashy McTashface@TashP351Nov 6
M&S have wiped the floor with John Lewis in the Christmas advert wars this year. John Lewis might as well take the decorations down and go home. This isn’t just a Christmas advert. This is an M&S Christmas advert. 🎄
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And then there is me who can't even walk from my bed to the ensuite without feeling like the spirit of death is upon me 🫢
Ayanfe (@Ayanfe_Baddo) profile pictureAyanfe
@Ayanfe_BaddoNov 6
She humbled pregnancy 🥶
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Kīhethu 😡 (@i_Elvis_) profile pictureKīhethu 😡@i_Elvis_Nov 6
Replying to @RamzZy_
And, how does that make you feel?
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pyo@pyoiquNov 6
Kimberly, Skims is a clothing brand and there’s not one piece of clothing here
˙𐃷˙ molls (@venusiiaa) profile picture˙𐃷˙ molls@venusiiaaNov 6
£158 btw
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Next, companies should pay interviewees to attend anything beyond round 2 of interviews. They are wasting people's time with 4/5 interview rounds only to end up pulling the roles or giving it to an internal candidate.
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 5
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced employers will be legally required to publish salaries on job adverts "You should know what a job pays before spending your time and effort applying for it"
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HIM@ireportpplNov 5
No shit the sister a hater. The first time we see her, she opens with getting into some master program. She HAD to get that out there on TV. Aneha is the “pretty” sister who gets to rebel so she gotta be the smart one mommy n daddy love more. Their dynamic is so obvious
Steph Doogan (@psicologia_aqui) profile pictureSteph Doogan@psicologia_aquiNov 4
Aneha’s sister was all for the wedding until #Aneha wondered if Cam will call her “beautiful”. 🤔 Sis went from bridesmaid to hater real quick 😭 #LoveIsBlindBoston #jellyfish
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@jk_rowlingNov 5
I don't want to shame any particular woman here, but publicly announcing that the #RussellBrand conviction must be wrong because you went home with him and he didn't rape you makes about as much sense as saying 'well, I left 25 Cromwell Street alive, so Fred West's innocent.'
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Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 5
🚨 WATCH: Russell Brand's full police interview in 2023
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to see cam standing at the altar tearing up bc aneha said no and for her to make a joke “we said I don’t!” was just so sad and embarrassing to watch. I feel like she just played in his face and wasted his time knowing that her family wasn’t going to approve #loveisblind
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Ahena has zero self awareness.
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I thought they were going to say it should not be used for common cold.
Pharmacy and Poisons (@ppbkenya) profile picturePharmacy and Poisons
@ppbkenyaNov 5
PUBLIC SAFETY ALERT ON THE POTENTIAL MISUSE OF CETIRIZINE
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