Love America; it’s not salvageable. unironic Californian separatist. Spanish state? No kid gloves for MAGA or shitlibs. #FreeTheBear #ConfusingWoke
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Sandwiches that used to be $5 are $15. Cans of pop that used to be 50 cents are $2. The dollar menu is now the $3 menu. The $5 family size bag of chips is $9. Your free side of fries is somehow $5 now. And people will look you dead in the face and say it's a spending issue
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ayo fuck bill clinton for the telecommunications act of 1996 because i would have been such a fire drive-time dj on a local fm station with golden oldies programming. literally what i was put on this earth to do and its a career that don’t exist anymore bc of media conglomeration
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This should be the largest story in the news. It should be everywhere in the media. Kushner should wind up in prison because of it. But you won’t hear about it and nothing will happen to him.
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nice world of robust rail infrastructure intact and secure state regimes and absurdly relaxed border controls yeah you should fuck around in a VW van and get your mind rearranged by hearing a hindustani classical music number then shrug while your country destroys it all.
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for pretty obvious reasons this is the thing that maximally hits my boomer resentment rage button. they lived in a world where you could take this journey and just fucked around coasting off the hospitality of poor people and looking for drugs.
Look at the sightline on the elf version. They knew lmao
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It's fascinating how Calvin & Hobbes is locked into its own lifespan. Watterson famously didn't want his comic strip marketed and merchandised like Garfield, so he ended it on his terms.
The side effect of that is it's really only known by those who were around for its original run and a brief period after when the collections were recommended by everyone.
There's an entire generation who didn't grow up with it, and that's a shame. One of the greatest newspaper comic strips of all time.
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I'm going to expand again on this.
Mass Effect literally had the potential to make Star Wars/Star Trek levels of money.
What they created with ME1 and ME2 was an elevation of gaming to a level of art form not previously accomplished on the PC side of digital gaming.
ME3 was their conscious decision to tell their fanbase: "No, we don't want to do that."
Similarly Dragon Age: Origins was a shot across the bow for the Dungeons and Dragons franchise.
Luckily for them, BioWare decided to destroy that momentum immediately with its sequel, and things just got progressively (hah!) worse from there.
If there was such a thing as artistic malpractice, BioWare would have been convicted of it ages ago.
I want to expand on this, because for BioWare's original games:
I was the target demographic.
Baldur's Gate, NWN, KOTOR, ME, DAO were all games that managed to target in my soul what I wanted from a game.
And one by one they killed each of them. Not with a bang, but with the steady decay of the core mechanics and plots.
Well except for KOTOR. That one they just set on fire on the way out, and left modders to pick up the pieces.
Eventually they would release a game, and I'd look at it, think back on what was, and say...
"No. I don't think I will buy that."
Literally all they had to do is hit the rewind button and say "You know that thing that made money that gamers wanted? Let's make that!"
They refused.
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So many hours wasted on imagined wokeness ruining games while Jared Kushner and Saudi Arabia just took a shotgun to one of the most legendary studios
BREAKING: BioWare is shutting down and the next Mass Effect game is canceled, according to a new report. bit.ly/4iwUR0J
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Look, I'm gonna try and be kind about this.
Seeing this video sandwiched between footage from Albania, France, Spain, Brazil, Italy, and India is jarring.
It feels like a bad joke.
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I’m not tryna incite a riot or anything, but No Kings has become such a lame display and has zero tangible demands or impact.
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It’s important for your development as a person to have a solid 6 months where the only person who cares if you live or die is the gas station guy
