PNEFC East Riding

On the piss
Joined March 2022
Feeling immense pride tonight. The best footballer in the world is an Englishman. A fantastic role model & an inspiration to millions. Congratulations Harry Kane🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Class support bottom of the league & selling out in 5 hours, but where are all these at Stoke, where were they at Birmingham & QPR. Fear the away end will be full of day trippers & "you're in my seat" weirdos.
Big do ✔️ 🤩 There'll be 3000 North Enders heading down to the capital for our trip to West Ham, with tickets now sold out! ❌ Thank you for your incredible support! 👏 #pnefc
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If Jack Roworth isn't there interviewing I'll be disappointed
Today at Southwark Crown Court, Chris Brown, Russell Brand and Tommy Robinson are all appearing in court.
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Because we're hungover and psychotic as well. Gives you an excuse to get up on a Sunday morning, keeps you fit & can have a few pints after with your mates.
Why on earth anyone would play Sunday League Football is beyond me. If you're any good, you shouldn't be playing with people who are hungover and/or psychotic. Likewise if you're just doing it for enjoyment, where is the joy in playing alongside the hungover and the psychotic?
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Also, it kicks off a lot more in Saturday League because its miles more competitive. Sunday morning everyone's hungover & its a lot more relaxed & enjoyable, seen a few bad tackles but very rarely does it actually kick off.
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Can't believe people are believing someone wouldn't be allowed into Spoons because they're wearing a poppy. Seen plenty of people wearing them in there including myself. They'll clearly have been being dickheads that's probably why they didn't get let in👍
The Star pub, a Wetherspoons in Gosport has refused entry to 6 customers wearing a Poppy, saying that wearing it is making a political statement. Despite them SELLING poppies on the bar. Door staff said he was "just doing this job". They need to sack the doorman and the manager that turned them away!! Disgraceful!!!
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TC🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
I think the PDC should make a deal with Ross Smith that he can play in the premier league, but only if he changes his walk on song back to Red Light Spells Danger
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By my estimates we're only 230 dusties away from Christmas
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TC🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Replying to @The_Forty_Four
This one not given either. 1 penalty in 84 championship games suggests that referees have an issue with giving Preston decisions.
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James McClean of all people saying that might be the most ironic thing I've ever read in my entire existence😂
A disappointingly sour recollection of Stoke and the people of Stoke from James McClean in his new autobiography. "Stoke turned out to be as grim as Huddersfield. The people gave off that vibe that they’d been victimised and were owed something." stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/fo…
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Town was that dead I ended up home before midnight. A truly depressing state of affairs.
A worrying day today, got no actual reason to be on the piss (other than it being a weekend) but got no reason to not get too leathered. Extra hour in the battlecruiser tonight too. Dangerous game.
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Genuinely how do you come to that conclusion when you're stood less than 10 yards away. Linesman was a bottleless muppet all game too.
I can’t believe this isn’t a penalty. #pnefc
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Proud of that performance. Need to keep that graft up for the rest of the season. Hughes a proper captain, goal tops off a great performance.
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A worrying day today, got no actual reason to be on the piss (other than it being a weekend) but got no reason to not get too leathered. Extra hour in the battlecruiser tonight too. Dangerous game.
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Finally finished work for the day, bring on the weekend. Just over 5 hours until I'm up & at it for the pilgrimage to Deepdale. Fingers crossed we can get a result🤍💙#pnefc
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Booked the vast majority of my hotels & trains for North End games before the new year. £500 gone, not a pleasant day for my bank account. #pnefc
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That's brilliant mate, try being a Preston fan. #pnefc
Don’t get me wrong, I do like a little drink when on the travel to football but something I enjoy more than drinking before the football? Actually watching and comprehending the game
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People will moan about anything. Granted, there are bigger issues in the country but I can't have an issue with our PM making simple things better.
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced changes to car parking fines - Drivers will have a 5-minute grace period to decide whether to park and 10 minutes to leave after a parking session ends - A £20 maximum charge on appeal for minor mistakes, such as entering the wrong number plate or not displaying a permit - Charges will also be cancelled on appeal for breakdowns, medical emergencies or broken ticket machines - The £100 cap on charges will remain - The rules will come into force as soon as possible and operators that break them will lose access to DVLA data
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If you're on minimum wage why are you spending £50 a month on a phone & £300 a month on food😂 minimum wage is supposed to be exactly what it is. Work harder, get paid more, can afford more expensive things.
Minimum wage in the UK is £12.71 an hour. How the fuck is a single person meant to survive on that? That's just under £21k a year after tax, national insurance and pension. Let's do the maths. Rent: £750 a month (£9,000 a year). Council tax: £130 (£1,560 a year). Utilities: £150 (£1,800 a year). Phone: £50 (£600 a year). WiFi: £30 (£360 a year). Fuel, insurance and road tax: £350 (£4,200 a year). Food shop: £300 (£3,600 a year). Total: £21,120 a year. You're already £120 in the red, before clothes, toiletries, car repairs, emergencies or socialising. One of the richest countries in the world, yet minimum wage doesn't cover the minimum cost of living. Something needs to change.
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Presume he meant the Northern Premier League here.
Tony Stewart: "I've no doubt that #RUFC in the next few years, 3 years or 5 years, we'll be in the Premier League. I assure you of that"
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