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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Psychology says people who don't feel the need to correct every small mistake someone makes often display these 7 strong emotional regulation skills bolde.com/psychology-says-pe…
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My daughter got her first tattoo today
Love the message - stay focused, push through, and never give up on your goals!
Psychology says people who grew up being praised for never causing trouble often spend their adult lives struggling with one painful question — "what do I actually want when nobody else gets a vote?" bolde.com/psychology-says-pe…
Psychology says people who take longer to answer a question aren't necessarily confused or slow — they may be doing something that people who respond immediately tend to skip bolde.com/psychology-says-pe…
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Psychology says people who don't feel the need to correct every small mistake someone makes often display these 7 strong emotional regulation skills bolde.com/psychology-says-pe…
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Psychology says parents who never admitted they were wrong didn’t raise confident children—they raised adults who still can’t tell the difference between guilt and love because both always felt the same growing up bolde.com/psychology-says-pa…
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Millennial parents who swore they'd raise their kids differently from their Boomer parents often find themselves repeating these 7 old-fashioned rules bolde.com/millennial-parents…
Psychology says parents who never admitted they were wrong didn’t raise confident children—they raised adults who still can’t tell the difference between guilt and love because both always felt the same growing up bolde.com/psychology-says-pa…
Why people who make you feel comfortable often seem more attractive than people who are objectively better-looking, according to psychology bolde.com/why-people-who-mak…
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People who are emotionally unavailable use these 7 phrases when a conversation starts getting too personal bolde.com/people-who-are-emo…
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People who have dozens of acquaintances but no one they can call at 2 am usually display these 7 quiet traits, according to psychology bolde.com/people-who-have-do…
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"The Wednesday Effect" — People who spend their entire lives waiting for the weekend usually have 7 habits that quietly steal their happiness bolde.com/the-wednesday-effe…
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Boomers and Gen X were raised to consider these 9 things basic hospitality that younger generations often find uncomfortable bolde.com/boomers-and-gen-x-…
People who seem incredibly confident in public but need constant reassurance from their partners often struggle with these 7 contradictions bolde.com/people-who-seem-in…
Kids who grew up in the 70s and 80s learned these 8 uncomfortable lessons about money that still influence how they spend it today bolde.com/kids-who-grew-up-i…
