Eric | TFO retweeted
i think most people missed what sato is. they read "bonding curve" and pattern-matched to pump.fun: when will it bond???
it’s more than that.
sato is an experiment in what bitcoin's issuance could look like, on a modern chain
BITCOIN issuance: miners burn electricity, get bitcoin:native. the energy is gone, wasted energy, and the protocol gets nothing
SATO issuance: buyers spend ETH on a curve, get ethereum:0x829f4b62eebe12af653b4dd4ffc480966f7d7f09. the ETH goes into the contract reserves, which would act as a buy when others sell
to add that BITCOIN has no burns. every coin minted stays in circulation forever.
in SATO, every sell to the curve burns supply. every round trip makes sato scarcer.
put together:
- minting new SATO funds the protocol's reserves, acting as buy-wall
- sellers reduce the supply
- the curve might never bond. it might just keep running while supply tightens and reserves grow
this isn't a memecoin lifecycle, it's a bitcoin issuance model
a different one than Bitcoin’s, but with the same ethos
sato has $1.12M (474 ETH) in its liquidity
the current price is $0.0145, with a mcap of $1.8M
i bought on the initial pump and exited. been looking for entries but never bought again. i've started buying $SATO here, the risk reward is too big to fade
it can't really go much lower, as the lowest it would ever go is $0.06, and that needs all 4,500 holders to sell
right, 4,500 holders. most of them are chinese. they have built its community and called it the modern 'bitcointalk'
the price curve is built a way that at the bottom, it's a huge buy-wall. same as when it reaches 99%
Eric | TFO retweeted
TSO Weekly Recap – Another productive week in the books
COPE delivered the standout performance: 89.1k → 17.7M (+199x).
WOJAK (+175x), MCGPT (+74x), FUN (+39x) also performed well.
Key metrics:
• Average: +245%
Solid execution, consistent results.
Eric | TFO retweeted
TSO Weekly Recap – Grinding through another profitable week
Top call of the week:
LIGHTLESS from 574k to 69.9M (+122x) 🚀
Other heavy hitters:
DARK (+79x), FSHWHL (+45x), PUSH (+41x) 💪
Group stats:
• Average gain: +184%
We don't chase hype, we find value. Simple.
Eric | TFO retweeted
TSO Weekly Recap – 7 days of chaos and big wins.
Top call of the week: BTH from 26.2k to 21.4M (+816x).
Other heavy hitters: SPARK (+644x), TANAKI (+77x), BOSS (+55x).
Group stats:
• Average gain: +522%
The Office never sleeps. We just hunt.
Eric | TFO retweeted
I don't care about either coin, but straight up lying to your audience knowing you have influence to pump your KOL groupchat coin has to be the cringiest thing in this space..
0x6d5 (currently 80m) - deploy @ 04:12:19 PM +UTC timestamp - bsctrace.com/tx/0xe35da01372…
0x12819 (20m) - 2 blocks later, deployed @ 04:12:25 PM +UTC - bsctrace.com/tx/0xf61a7b4a06…
stop saying that shit is the first deploy when the chain clearly tells you otherwise..
Also, it wasn't bundled - it was BOTTED. You don't think people had tech ready to buy the first coin with the name he tweets? It's annoying but it's not 'insiders' or 'bundled' just people that are better than you and me.
CHAIN DOESNT LIE, KOL'S DO.
Eric | TFO retweeted
Winning with your brothers > winning by yourself
Always.
Last month was pretty crazy for @GrandFNF
Hit 1k followers and watched all the boys kill it again, from newcomers making 5 figs their first month in crypto and consistent 6 figs PNLs from more of the lads
I can tell the group is more locked in now than ever and I’m excited to tackle February along their side
Setting targets high, things are gonna get weird in February
Eric | TFO retweeted
Humble enough to know I can lose it all , confident enough to know I can get it back.
Eric | TFO retweeted
day 1 waiting for @SonicLabs launch
#BBready #Soonic
@Equalizer0x @ShadowOnSonic @MetropolisDEX @degenexpress69 @sonic_market
Eric | TFO retweeted
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Eric | TFO retweeted
Spot new #VIRTUALS with ease
Announcing Virtual Vision
Now users can see, trade new, about to bond and Bonded Virtuals on @base in one satisfying interface.
#blazed
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Eric | TFO retweeted
TSO alpha alert
UNICHAIN BRIDGE IS LIVE
How to bridge: send directly to this contract: 0x81014F44b0a345033bB2b3B21C7a1A308B35fEeA
DEX: unichain.finance
TSO Disclaimer: This is really, really fucking early.
Eric | TFO retweeted
Public applications to The Shitcoin Office are officially live.
First come, first serve.
shitcoinoffice.com
Eric | TFO retweeted
TSO has been front running everyone, on every chain, for months now.
$SUI season in particular we have absolutely fucking nailed.
GG’s lads, best in the game.
Applications opening soon, keep eyes on @shitcoinoffice
Eric | TFO retweeted
🚀 Exciting times ahead for Chooky Records 🎶
Over the coming weeks and months, our roadmap is packed with thrilling updates!
🌟 Check out the video to see what’s in store for each phase. Our dedicated team is working hard behind the scenes to ensure a successful relaunch. Stay tuned! 🔥💪
The journey to becoming the first successful Web3 record label continues!
#ChookyRecords $CHOO #CHOO
Eric | TFO retweeted
TFO Capital celebrates Tapioca Foundation's genesis of Tapioca DAO - an omnichain stablecoin ecosystem combining pioneering DeFi products. Backed and powered by LayerZero Labs, TFO Capital marks their maiden investment milestone in $TAP, proudly as early supporters.
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Eric | TFO retweeted
Getting into TSO group made by the TFO guys been a blessing
@EriicTFO Take a bow ser for assembling all the degens under one roof