@TFPWillEat

As seen on Inside the NBA. Guardians, Dodgers, Patriots, Clippers, LA Kings, Sports cards, Police Pursuits, Food and nonsense. Hot Takes are my own. Don’t @ me.

 Southern California
Joined July 2009
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He was good as the Dad in Get Out
MLB
@MLB10h
Joe Maddon sighting at Tropicana Field! 👓
Candid photo of Joe Maddon holding a baseball Monday night at Tropicana Field before World Series Game 3

ALT Candid photo of Joe Maddon holding a baseball Monday night at Tropicana Field before World Series Game 3

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They said Rudy Gobert was hooping like Jake Sully first got into his 9’ Na’vi Avatar body
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Cowboys fans celebrating beating a depleted Eagles team, acting like they’re still not hot ass…
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Scheduled that like it was an Astros ALDS game
Yahoo Sports
@YahooSports16h
BREAKING: Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be played Thursday at 12:30 PM ET at 17,000-seat State Farm Arena in Atlanta, per @ramonashelburne. The Atlanta Hawks-Cleveland Cavaliers game that night will move back to 8 pm to accommodate the doubleheader. By moving the game earlier in the day, the WNBA avoided a scenario where a potential championship game was played inside the Dream’s home arena, the 3,500-seat Gateway Center.
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Where is the @steveaustinBSR glass shatter edit?
ABC News
@ABC9h
A new employee at a Texas salon is off to a smashing start after a glass sliding door she was closing exploded into tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned. abcnews.link/OrzncQp
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“Hey Suz, it’s ya boy. This series is over, can you process my Brewers 2026 World Series Champions merch a day early? 2XL please. Thanks hun.” -Joe in Bugaha to his Fanatics Rep rn
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Sam DarnLOLd
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Don’t look at the Jalen Williams replay
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Clipper Vision only has like 3 commercials in rotation: Brent Barry from the 1996 Slam Dunk Contest, the Blake Griffin Car Dunk from 2011 and a Darius Garland jumper from last year.
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Isaiah Jackson is very Montrezl Harrellish #Analysis #Clippers #Thunder
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DJ Khaled in collabs
Issie 🌸
@iamissie_Oct 25
Longest goal in football history, cancelled by one unnecessary touch.
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All that extra Aspiration and Daktronics money and he’s still pulling this scam huh
Marc Stein
@TheSteinLineOct 25
The Raptors say Kawhi Leonard (left knee swelling) is OUT tonight at Minnesota.
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Did Sam LaPorta die or is he just out there working on cardio and blocking today? Asking for my pretend football team.
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Oh NOW you wanna call a check swing strike on Tampa Bay
Underdog MLB
@UnderdogMLBOct 25
Yandy Díaz was ruled to have swung on this pitch, ending Game 2
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How his Kalshi bets are looking
Bleacher Report
@BleacherReportOct 25
What was Giannis thinking about? 🤔
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So did that Eagles Fan ever make it to Hollywood?
Variety
@VarietyOct 23
Pedro Pascal says “you have to eat sh*t” to make it in Hollywood: "That’s part of it. It’s a huge part of it for me, because it forms character, hopefully in the direction of knowing how to treat other people and protecting the value of generosity, because it comes around. There isn’t any way I would be here were it not for the generosity of others who have been there for me. I owe it to all the people in my life. I wouldn’t know where to begin. It’s a population of people that I owe things to." Listen to the full episode of Variety’s Awards Circuit Podcast now: variety.com/2026/film/awards…
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“This dude is hilarious!” -Bert Kreischer alone somewhere rn
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 24
Pat McAfee: "New York Times always saying it! 'This a**hole is shirtless at 9:02 a.m. Eastern!' Sorry, Coach. I'm ruining the whole sport; I'm ruining the whole sport because of this."
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Best I can do is a near-complete 1952 Topps Set with an authentic altered Mantle in trade.
Yahoo Sports
@YahooSportsOct 23
Mark Walter may be looking to sell the WNBA's Los Angeles Sparks, along with their practice facility, for more than $700 million, per Bloomberg. Walter, who also owns the Dodgers, sold the Lakers earlier this year at a $12.5 billion valuation to Joshua Kushner and Bob Iger.
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NBA on ESPN
@ESPNNBAOct 23
Chet on SGA subbing out and ending his streak of 141 games with 20+ points: "Better man than me." 😅
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Britt more like Quit McHenry amirite
TMZ
@TMZOct 23
🚨 Trump staffer Britt McHenry forced to resign after throwing drink at fan at NBA game. Details: tmz.com/2026/10/23/britt-mch…
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