𝑨𝒍𝒖𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒅

Fuck, you got a point.

Why am I not getting into the game ? I kill enemies with my pistols .

〝 Oh boy… 𝐃𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 ~ .〞

〝 Ah yes…. The greatest foe… the ‘why’ boner. 〞

“ IS THAT TOSTITIOS ? ” He’s swiping the bag and getting a decent handful before shoving it into his mouth and chowing down.

⠀    “ 𝙆𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚... 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙩𝙤 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡. 𝟯,𝟰𝟮𝟰,𝟴𝟲𝟳 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙚— 𝙄 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙄 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙙. “ ⠀

He’s giving her her grace by not ridiculing her for being so short. “ … you are just adorable trying to push me away. ”

“ I am behaving… I haven’t killed off any innocent people standing by like morons. Now the best entertainment would be allowing me to go on a midnight walk through the woods.” Yeah…. He’s still not budging, someone needs to bulk it up in the gym.

Casually just staying still as they tried to push him. “ You see I would, but it’s boring down there and I 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 entertainment. ”

“ Oh right … ignore what I just said, forgot we’re back in the old times with barely any pop culture. ” He responded as he rubbed the bottom of his chin as he looked out the window briefly.

I got bored… there was nothing entertaining on the TV I hooked up down there. It was all just live auctions, MTV, National Geographic , and TruTV.

Yeah if you were bullied by a twink… then you’ve definitely failed at one point in life.