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Snakker Arsenal og PL sammen med @alexmunkhjort i podcasten 'Nordlondon For Evigt' 🔴⚪️ Familiefar og selvstændig i Hjørring til hverdag.

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Joined July 2014
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Tobias Halskov retweeted
Ligesom jeg er helt med på at forvente mere af Arsenals spillemæssige udtryk, ligeså meget ønsker jeg at vores (mange) skrabede udebanesejre værdsættes i langt højere grad end det er tilfældet #arsenaldk
A HUGE WIN AT VILLA PARK 😤
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The rules not to ride a bike during a marathon were brought in by the marathon cartel to prevent competition
JUST IN: Chinese fitness influencer disqualified from Berlin Marathon, dropped by sponsors after admitting she rode a bicycle during the race to “take a shortcut.”
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I think the Red Cartel is a myth used by underachieving club supporters. Liverpool didn't win a league for 30 years. United similar Arsenal 22 and never won a European Champions Cup Chelsea were a run down shitheap run by a man putting barbed wire up. City were a club you just had to beat to get where you needed to go. Villa finished second in the early Prem and never capitalised despite always been run prudently Newcastle won nothing for 70 years with plenty of fans and Prem money. Leeds spent half of their existence outside of the top flight Yes, there are romantic and historic reasons why Liverpool, United and Arsenal "caught fire" and imaginations of huge numbers. It's why people buy iphones, Ferraris, want to live in London, New York or Paris. Some things transcend the normal. The 3 big clubs aren't all wine and roses either. Glazers are a cancer on the club, FSG and LFC fans butt heads often, likewise Kroenkes. But to suggest they have some golden key to unlock corrupt practice over 5 decades on their favour, there just isn't the evidence for it. Do I believe every club should start a season having a capable squad which I'm theory could win the league? Yes. Do I think the current financial rules punish some clubs because of the corruption of others? Yes. Do I think every club should spend whatever they like? No, because of the shitshow we're seeing today. City and Chelsea when I was a kid were second division also rans and a Steve Mackenzie thunderbastard v Spurs. And that's cool, loved both. But the "Red Cartel" trophy cabinet is real, and won fairly and squarely at home and abroad. Rome, Barcelona, White Hart Lane, etc etc. Chelsea, City ( and other clubs now) feel 60 years of being crap entitles them to a turbo charged catch up programme based on state ownership, oligarchy and alleged serious financial wrongdoing. Those clubs should all come together and force the Prem to change all sorts of rules. They don't. Why? They all look after number 1.
Replying to @StanCollymore
So if only United, Liverpool and Arsenal can afford the best players, that's a level playing field yeah? Those three trash clubs have brainwashed everyone into thinking that. In what other business, is an owner forbidden to invest his own money? That's not bent?
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The stupidest thing is how transparent the cheating was. Man City were averaging £600m more in commercial income than Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea in the decade to 2020. It was stark raving obvious that those numbers could not be real for City’s global scale at that time.
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Manchester City har skadet Premier Leagues brand i generationer. De har snydt alt og alle, ikke mindst deres egne tilhængere. Lad straffen blive så hård, at alle i fremtiden spiller efter de samme regler, både på og uden for banen. Så kan dette blive et vendepunkt i en syg sport.
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Ødegaard. Hvor har du været de sidste to år mand!?😍 #Arsenaldk
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Nåh… @THalskov og jeg går i studiet om ikke så forfærdeligt længe. Vi vil gerne vide, hvem der var jeres Man of the Match mod Chelsea - og hvorfor? 🔥 #NordlondonForEvigt #arsenaldk #COYG
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Så er vi live med første PL-udsendelse! 🔥 @THalskov og jeg taler bl.a. om Christos Tzolis' start, offensive udfoldelser, den nye mand Ezri Konsa og hele situationen omkring Gabriel Martinelli m.m. 🧐 Lyt med og spred ordet! 🎧 #NordlondonForEvigt #arsenaldk #pldk #COYG
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En sætning, som jeg kommer til at vende tilbage til flere gange denne sæson: “It’s a numbers game.” Tjek lige den bænk og de indskiftere - for slet ikke at nævne de spillere, der ikke var med. Skræmmende bredde! Nok at tale om på mandag. #NordlondonForEvigt #arsenaldk #COYG
SETTING THE STANDARD.
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Altid Arsenal var ikke for altid, men Nordlondon er for evigt. Alex og Tobias er klar med en ny podcast; Nordlondon For Evigt. Premieren er en sæsonoptakt, som er ude nu. 🎉 Hør den og følg podcasten i din lokale lydkiosk. 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/dk/podcas… #Arsenaldk #COYG
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Et af de bedste projekter, jeg har været del af, stopper på ubestemt tid. 😭 Det har været en fornøjelse at lave - intet mindre! 🔥 Al tak til @TueSoerensen for at hive mig med på galejen! 🙏🏻 Hvad så nu? @THalskov og jeg er i hvert fald ikke færdige med hinanden… ⏳ #COYG
ℹ️ En vemodig meddelelse: Altid Arsenal sætter et punktum for nu. Det har været en svær beslutning, men alt godt har som bekendt en ende. Vi beklager til jer, der havde set frem til endnu en sæson. Tak for at have lyttet med gennem alle årene. 🙏🏼 Come On You Gunners!
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Bruno👀 #arsenaldk
Rodri had the 4th highest success rate under pressure (93.6%) in Premier League 2025-26
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Raig bait godkendt ✅
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Merino every time he comes on
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Leandro Trossard ended up with 67 goal involvements for the #Arsenal (36 goals, 31 assists), the second most of any player in his time at the club after Bukayo Saka
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There’s something t very satisfying about Merino scoring whilst Bruno is busy complaining and takes his eye off him. Tells you everything you need to know about both players.
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The prophecy continues...
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“Mr Infantino? I'm just calling about Jarell Quansah...”
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