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This Chelsea and Liverpool match I’ve counted over 150 unsuccessful passes in just 10min 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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So if I pull super ballon d’or , you’ll pull boat award. Okay o

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Life so private nobody knows Ogunmekpon won a boat award 😂😂😂

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I’ll go for Xavi, iniesta and de bruyne

Build your midfield trio ⬇️

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Safe to say Raphinha’s currently the only Brazilian with the real Brazilian gene left in him.

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If this is the definition of intensity league, then I want to remain a farmers league.

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@TLMishimOct 27

If there’s award for bad luck, mbappe won’t still win.

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@TLMishimOct 27

You disqualified Kane with champions league but telling us Mbappe should win because he won multiple of golden boot 🤡🤡🤡

@RomzyUnitedOct 27

Ballon d’Or has officially lost credibility. Harry Kane won the Bundesliga and the DFB-Pokal, failed to win the Champions League, yet walked away with the Ballon d’Or ahead of Mbappé, who won multiple Golden Boots. If this is how football’s biggest individual award is decided, take it seriously at your own detriment.

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@TLMishimOct 26

Every European league player of the season and there ballon d’or ranking Laliga - lamine yamal - winner Intensity league - el bomba - top 3 from the bottom Bundesliga - Harry Kane- top 10 Series A - Dembele - top 10

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@TLMishimOct 26

It’s either him or him

@TLMishimOct 26

Your Balon D’Or top 2?

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@TLMishimOct 26

Your Balon D’Or top 2?

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@TLMishimOct 26

I'm glad Lamine Yamal won the Ballon d'Or already before that yesterday disasterclass because WHAT WAS THAT🤦🏼

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@TLMishimOct 26

Xabi Alonso also won 2-1 in October, I’m a patient man. 🤒

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@TLMishimOct 26

It won’t be nice if we do 0/3, just give Yamal the ballon d’or 😭😭

@TLMishimOct 16

We’re definitely pulling a 3/3. Be there 😎

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@TLMishimOct 25

Pedri, hijo de puta, dispara la puta pelota de una vez, coño. 🤦🏼

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@TLMishimOct 25

Hansi flick second half gimmick Be there 🔥 🔥

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@TLMishimOct 25

Today could’ve been Ferguson’s funeral if he’d attend today’s match 😂

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@TLMishimOct 25

7 pnts in 8 games, 7 out of possible 24. Wrap it up and relegate this club. 😭

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TLM retweeted

EHM JAY@iamEHM_JAYOct 25

Modric will come out and tell us how he won his ballon d’or.

@TLMishimOct 25

And if Messi goes on to win the ballon d’or, I’m ready to defend it.

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@TLMishimOct 25

And if Messi goes on to win the ballon d’or, I’m ready to defend it.

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