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This won’t affect your legacy as a player, one of my favourites ever and one of the best❤️
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The Witcher 3… what a game. Loved every second (except Lord of Undvik)
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Gabriel watching that penalty miss on the big screen
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They’ve had 3 opportunities to sack him: - The 3 week international break - After Como - Yesterday This run of fixtures is ridiculous, he’s not going to turn this around he’s a Championship manager. Ineos have made their own bed with this one
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Sure do whatever you want. If you’re going to do this though, you need a minimum of 5 new coaches in by 6pm and 2 of these have to be fitness coaches
Breaking: #mufc giving Carrick and his staff the chance to turn the club's season around
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me on the stage with Putellas if i was in london rn
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Because it’s night city lol
why can you deadass just walk around naked in cyberpunk 2077 with zero consequences. why does night city allow this
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Goyslop consoomer number 1 over here
I find it so dystopian that people have savings accounts. You’re 24 years old with £5,000 sitting there and you haven’t even been to New York Fashion Week? What exactly are you saving for?
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Understand your approach with not patching things too early but your game isn’t and hasn’t been good enough to justify it. There’s so many things you need to fix. GTA is out in 3 weeks, nobody will play the game in its current state lmao
We're looking to release FC 27 v1.1.0 tomorrow. This will not be an update that changes gameplay balance and tuning significantly as we're continuing to listen to your gameplay feedback. This is a large update that is meant to address a number of issues in different areas of the game. Update notes are now on the EASFC Tracker: trello.com/c/vRzcGcfT
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By far the funniest video to come out of today
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In Cyberpunk AI becomes so powerful the Internet has to be ran on local networks cause the rogue AI’s mutated into dangerous entities so humanity has to trap them within The Blackwall. Which is a AI barrier that protects our world from the old network. I guarantee you this will be the plot of the next game. Seems like that’s where we’re headed tbh in real life too
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Win me the euros in 2028 so I can retire from this sport @England @TTuchelofficial @HKane
People close to #mufc view the appointment of Julian Nagelsmann as unlikely [@lauriewhitwell]
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That’s mother and daughter !!!
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as of 16:00 gmt today, united staff are still yet to receive any sort of communication as to what's happening with michael carrick. complete silence from the club's execs. there's a feeling of bafflement and confusion to how silent they've been and how carrick is still in the job
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Goyim care about the Ballon D’or
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Nigga look like Stewie 😭
Takeoff. 🔥
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Famille japonaise moyenne :
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Men spent years mocking women for fillers. Now they're hitting their own faces with hammers
Russian zoomers are once again injuring themselves with hammers to get sharper cheekbones — more than 100 people have suffered injuries from “bonesmashing” Young looksmaxxers aged 15–26 believe that hitting their cheekbones and chins will make their bones more prominent and their faces more masculine. Even grown men up to the age of 45 are engaging in this practice. In reality, one young man suffered a haemorrhage, while another experienced numbness in part of his face. The blows can damage nerves and fracture the jaw and cheekbones. Repeated injuries can lead to fibrosis, which may require surgery to correct.
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Just smelled my balls after an 11 hour drive Prostitutes who hang out at Truck stops are extremely brave that’s all I can say.
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Batty Bridge on Halloween then: Lammens, Dalot, Yoro, De Ligt, Amass, Baleba, Mainoo, Thwaites, Lacey, Mbeumo, Cunha Jonny Evans interim, relegation zone come Saturday evening? Likely
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