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Thomas Mayo retweeted
Bruno Guimarães was captaining his side against the likes of Barcelona last season, now he’s playing backup to Miles Lewis Skelly and missing penalties against Fleetwood Town 😢
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
That was the most insulting half i have ever watched. Villa are in 1st gear and we're jogging round the pitch. Get to fuck. Absolutely powder puff, nothing at all up top, and a clamity at the back. 1 pass breaks our lines.
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UNBELIEVABLE FROM LAMINE YAMAL
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
The technical level of Lewis Hall compared to the rest of his teammates is hilarious
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
In real time I thought the ball deflected off the defender, excuse me!???!?😭😭he’s an all timer man
This is the most beautiful gif ever
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
Wish we had 115 charges against us
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
When’s the next international break?
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
If Saka played for West Ham, he wouldn’t have a single England cap bloke is absolute fucking garbage
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
Am i going fucking mental or was that 10000% a Penalty for Newcastle on Harvey Barnes??? Not that it matters just the way the commentator spoke dismissed it makes me think i’m going crazy #NUFC #MOT
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
A transformative summer transfer window which has seen the arrival of eight new faces at the club. 🙌
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
Lot of midfield talent on view #TOTNEW some of it very expensive talent. Nico impressed on Toon debut. The best cost nothing, Lewis Miley. Home-grown, Newcastle fan, only 20. Calm and determined, great work-rate out of possession, an eye for a pass. Relished playing v Tonali.
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
EXCLUSIVE🚨: Newcastle United captain Dan Burn returned to pre season training measuring almost 2 inches LESS than his previously recorded height. The now 6’5” defender had initially tried to hide the loss of height with a new hairstyle, however he will now miss the start of the season while the club carries out a full investigation. Huge blow for new manager Matthias Jaissle
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Ignore the weird narrative around Newcastle, I'm genuinely buzzing about this new squad for next season 👍
🚨 Newcastle United have an agreement in principle with Braga for goalkeeper Lukas Hornicek.  💰 Newcastle have agreed to activate his £25.7m (€30m) release clause, and are now discussing payment terms with the Portuguese club.  🇨🇿 The 24-year-old Czech has been given permission to travel for a medical, once the two clubs tie up the loose ends of a deal.  ✍🏼 He will become their fifth signing of the summer, taking the spending to around £140m 🙃 #NUFC understandably cautious until they can get the deal over the line.
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
I’m sorry but Tuchel cannot be allowed back into the country for those last 30 minutes vs Argentina. The fact he let us get penned in and battered by this utter shite is unforgivable.
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Mikel Merino striker and it’s 1-0 Spain…
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
Kermit the Frog has appeared in more World Cup finals than Cristiano Ronaldo.
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
Ever feel like you're watching a different sport? Morgan Rogers is a decent player but £117m?! I can't get my head around that. And upwardly mobile, brilliantly managed #avfc forced to sell him because of arbitrary UEFA financial rules that favour the chaos of #cfc, who have had several strategies, failed managers and finished 13 points and 6 places lower than them. How is anyone supposed to compete long-term when this is going on? The game at this level is broken
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Just shows how ridiculous that second half was against Argentina. Just attack, play care free. If you lose you lose.
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Thomas Mayo retweeted
I will never be more certain of anything in my life than if Tuchel had subbed on Saka and Rashford at that 2nd hydration break v Argentina we win that game comfortably Absolutely shat the bed and Saka is proving it today
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Any Newcastle united fan felt absolutely zero emotion when that second goal went in
We've gone deep to early, I've seen this script too many times under Eddie Howe
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