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He wouldn’t get a job at the Whittlesea Zebras. Get this absolute mess out this is club. The Chat of Jose and the coaching credibility of Steven Gerrard.
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At safari park yesterday with kai. A nonkey has stole my back window wiper. Cheeky monkey.
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“A good league and there are many good players”
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ALT The image says "click here" with an arrow pointing to the ALT description tag in the bottom left corner. Side note for everybody: Many Twitter users, including brands, have been using this to prompt people to open the ALT text, where they have left a joke. ALT text is a hugely important accessibility tool designed to help people navigate the internet more easily, so it shouldn't be used as a punchline. This is especially true if the ALT text doesn't describe the image, leaving blind and visually impaired people out of the joke.
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Here's where I'm currently at on the map of places to get a drink (non-club, for free) in London late (earliest closure 2am). I'll keep adding when I can be bothered to look! Up to 109.
google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?m…
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Really like Sky's new "ya fookin bellend" sound effect, should make it a permanent feature
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Oh this is just brilliant. xitter.gq/luciano_utd/status/162…
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Just been reminded of the time Phil Neville forgot how to count and it is absolutely glorious
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I thought this was a big public company worth hundreds of millions.
I don't understand this.
Can someone explain?
bbc.com/news/uk-england-manc…
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Gerard Pique is running a 7-a-side league in Spain called @kingsleague. The teams have presidents like Aguero and Casillas. This week, a current LaLiga player who wasn't allowed by his club and agent to take part played with a mask and under the name Enigma to hide his identity.
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David Beckham's 2nd son arrived at training for Brentford, he asked the coach "What number shirt am I?"
The coach said "Wear four out there Romeo…”





























