Andrew Bertelsen

Andy Bertelsen has a show on 07/16/2016 at 07:00 PM @ Louie's Oyster Hou... in San Marcos, TX reverbnation.com/q/6ntdpr #concert

Added a new video: ""Home" - Official Music Video" reverbnation.com/q/6nt1yt #video reverbnation.com/andybertels…

Posted a new song: ""Home"" reverbnation.com/q/6nt1pq #music reverbnation.com/andybertels…

I'm so tired of illiterate people...

Bryce Harper seems to hit most of his home runs in Gatorade commercials as opposed to real life...

Fuckin' chihuahua is an asshole!

Don't go tooting in a cubicle...it just ain't right!

"He's gonna get banged by two guys before he gets off..." -#footballcommentatorsoutofcontext

So is Wes Welker saying that Bill Belichick is a bigger dick than Mike Leach???

Here I sit with room for my sack, cause underpants I forgot to pack. I hope next week I can remember, it sure gets cold in mid-December.

Tonight I am forced to do something that rhymes with a very popular Tom Petty tune.

Tweet or share to hear the new song from the Randy Rogers Band @rrbchoir #OneMoreSadSong 4musi.cc/RandyRogers

Yikes-a-holic Bartman!

I think LeBron is a douche. I also think he's less of a douche than me. Go figure.

Headed to Joseph A. Bank to open a checking account and hopefully secure a loan. Wish me luck!

When I played hockey announcers would often say that I was "...as cool as the ice upon which I skated..."

Craig Ferguson + Joel McHale = Comedic Genius.

I don't mean to brag, but I'm getting pretty good at tying my own shoes.

I'll be playing a solo show at Nutty Brown Cafe this Saturday Night from 7:30-10:30. Oh....and it's free!

New season. Brandon Lyon still SUCKS BALLS!