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Alex Dale

@typofoto

Deliberate and frightening use of design skills. One half of @perform_pod https://xitter.gq/t.co/dLo2XD1YjI https://xitter.gq/t.co/PPJLTqizcx

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Joined August 2008
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There is no such thing as an "English" breakfast. Sausages are made of atoms, formed a few millionths of a second after the big bang from quarks, 13.7 billion years ago.
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Blocking is such fun!
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Ed H 🇪🇺 (@EdHubbard9) profile pictureEd H 🇪🇺@EdHubbard914h
Replying to @dearaunty @typofoto
So you're fine then. We left the EU. Burnham can take us into SM and/or CU and still not join the EU.
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Spartacus (@nevakissedatory) profile pictureSpartacus@nevakissedatory14h
Replying to @typofoto
Ok just name a Brexit benefit for working people
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Spartacus (@nevakissedatory) profile pictureSpartacus@nevakissedatory14h
Replying to @typofoto
Name a Brexit benefit
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Baron Wolfgang von Strucker (@b_bacarak) profile pictureBaron Wolfgang von Strucker@b_bacarak14h
Replying to @typofoto
But but but:
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Cyril Marshall (@cmashing) profile pictureCyril Marshall@cmashing15h
Replying to @ey_eball @typofoto
And here we see a gathering of brexiters, in a last ditch attempt to save their dying species from extinction. While some are now held in captivity, their numbers in the wild have been in decline since 2016, and only a handful of breeding Brexiters still exist today.
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Cy (@CyL7Cy) profile pictureCy@CyL7Cy15h
Replying to @typofoto
There isn’t a gammon on the planet that can define what type of brexit they wanted sticks 100 of you whiney cunts in a room an you get 100 different versions
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Alan Slade (@AlanSlade1) profile pictureAlan Slade@AlanSlade116h
Replying to @charles_forsyth @typofoto
Ah bless. A prime minister brave enough to speak the truth and stir the pot and you call him a weasel. The weasels are the leaders who turn a blind eye to the damage Brexit has done to our economy.
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PLG (@toriesRscumbags) profile picturePLG@toriesRscumbags16h
Replying to @typofoto
Brexit was bullshit. Only liars and/or morons believe in it or defend it. Thankfully a lot of the bigoted old fools who voted for it are no longer here.
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The whole terminology of hard or soft Brexit was bullshit invented by Remainers. As soon as you use it you identify yourself as a patronising, underhanded weasel.
Irish Agreement (@irishagreement) profile pictureIrish Agreement@irishagreementNov 13
Andy Burnham on UK-EU “I believe there is a good deal to be done that could be a win-win for Britain and Europe. I think it actually could be more like the Brexit people thought they were voting for in 2016. I don’t think people expected a Brexit as hard as came through in 2019.”
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Our @MadamMarenT on Nolan’s Odyssey
Maren Thom (@MadamMarenT) profile pictureMaren Thom@MadamMarenTNov 13
Me on Nolan’s Odyssey
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When they should have been tasteful and misogynistic like Owen’s
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The Elders of Zion slipped up by writing down their Protocols. We’ve uncovered them. Cracking investigation by Carole Cadwalladr.
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I’m pretty sure there are a lot of female comedians I wouldn’t want to be stuck in a car with
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The worst episode of Dr Who ever has taken us back to 20 fucking 16
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 12
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham says David Cameron is "wrong" to say the UK's economic issues are not linked to Brexit "It feels like his intervention is more about unity in the Tory Party than it is about fighting for the British interests"
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For people who find Banksy a bit too dark and edgy
Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys) profile pictureLed By Donkeys@ByDonkeysNov 12
Cecil Rhodes statue. Oriel College, Oxford.
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Really? Is she still doing that?
Novara Media (@novaramedia) profile pictureNovara Media
@novaramediaNov 12
“The planet is not dying; it is being killed.” Swedish activist @GretaThunberg lambasted governments over climate crisis inaction during a speech at COP31 in Antalya, Turkey on Thursday. Her intervention comes as Andy Burnham announces the appointment of a new climate security envoy in the UK today.
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Oh dear
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eugyppius (@eugyppius1) profile pictureeugyppius
@eugyppius1Nov 11
Greta Thunberg is told about the latest Fridays for Future demo happening in Berlin – the climate protest she helped found. She bursts out in laughter. "Really? They're still doing that?" Jokes on you climatetards. Left has moved on.
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At 20:1 it’s Jeremy Vine’s Tense Bus Encounter
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Replying to @typofoto
All celebrity is power. QED.
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